#18043

OMG:

I haven't had sex in so long, i think i've forgotten how to do it.

#18042

OMG: You're in university now. Learn how to use the correct "you're/your," "their/there/they're," and that "a lot" is two words not one.

MOD'S NOTE: Your right, their are alot of these mistakes here. 

#18041

OMG:

I'm always afraid people think I'm being lazy when i take the elevator instead of the stairs, but the real reason is just because I have an overwhelming fear of stairs, especially the ones in m3 and dc, especially going down

#18040

OMG: Whoever went to see Rio 2 just now at Conestoga Mall the show started at 7:40 and was in cinema 2. Someone who sat closer to the back left a black shoulder bag/case on the floor with what felt like a tablet or ipad inside. I found it and gave it to the management of the theater, just posting this incase you were a UW student that left it there!

#18039

OMG:

I just finished exams and moved home yet I still feel the need to check missed connections. SOMEBODY LOVE ME.

#18038

OMG: Hey UW, we are a small group of students looking into starting up a full service wash, dry, fold and delivered to your door laundry service. Please help us out by filling out!

#18037

OMG: I blame grade inflation.

#18036

OMG: To S.A. (female) in engineering that got off of bus 7e at BMH at about 12:50 Tuesday April 15, you dropped your watcard on the bus and I brought it to DC, they said they'd bring it to the watcard office.

- Guy that was behind you :)

#18035

OMG: Girl on the 10th floor, DP, individual desk: the library is a place to study if you haven`t noticed.

Go snort and laugh your ass off somewhere else while the rest of us try to use this place for it`s actual use.
. . . STUDYING!!!

#18034

OMG: I was walking to work in Ottawa this morning, minding my own joyous cold-infested sniffling business, when some d-bag pulling out of a parking lot somehow doesn't see me in front of his car. I ninja away from his car and pulled some matrix style crap to avoid getting run over. I gave him the most intense death stare I've ever given anyone in my life.

Tis the season for being outside, so PLEASE look for people walking when you are driving around. If that guy was going much faster I would have been a new hood ornament.

#18033

OMG: Sick of being single. especially when it's exam season and I'm trying to actually study and my friend and SO are cuddling. I'm just there typing away. Awkward being the third wheeling single for life friend. sigh.

#18032

OMG: Why do all the brown girls have a pissed off face? It's really hard to make eye contact.
Cheer up ladies

#18031

OMG: When you finally figure out the answer to that one question on the exam! ...hours later, in bed, right before you're about to fall asleep.

#18030

OMG: People who socialize loudly in study areas... I hate you.

#18029

OMG: To the guys who signed their names from BIOL 301, thanks for signing your name after you wrote all your study notes on the wall of QNC. Also, thanks for not using dry erase markers. Not only are you guys douchebags, you are also fucking stupid.

#18028

OMG: People getting riled up over a feminist thread during exams? I think I've spent too much time here, because everything is starting to look like deja vu. I actually feel sorry for the people attempting intelligent discourse when things always devolve to shit.

#18027

OMG: I think feds needs to really change the ugly logo in atrium. It is clear that students dont like it and would rather the old (as it was clearly written all over it) and its so shitty to see an old janitor have to wash it off. Please listen to your students for once and replace that piece of shit

#18026

OMG: I am glad our main campus isn't closer to downtown Kitchener. I've never seen meth being smoked so casually.

#18025

OMG: I am sick of people saying terrible things and excusing it as "trolling". It is not ok to bully people, give death threats, be racist, sexist, homophobic, etc., all in the name of trolling. Try being fucking civilized human beings, instead of letting your inner psychopath out because you get to hide behind your anonymity.

And to others, stop saying "he's just trolling". No, being prejudiced and/or excessively mean is NOT ok. Stop excusing it.

#18024

OMG: When people are ridiculed for your predictions, then some time later, years even, you are proven to be correct in all facets of these predictions. It feels so good.

#18023

OMG: 2 days left but 900 slides to cover. BIOL 331 just take me now.

#18022

OMG: Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I had gone somewhere else for school. Don't get my wrong I love UW and its a great school, but I've grown up here and it makes things more difficult in ways. Meeting and making friends is next to impossible when you live at home so far away from everything and everyone.

#18021

OMG: RIP Jim Flaherty.

#18020

OMG: I'm officially going to start making an impact at UR. You want a random peer to talk to you while you wait in a timmies line? I will. What about in an elevator? I will. Want a true honest compliment? I'll give you just that, not to make you feel better but because I speak the truth. I'm over disliking uw culture. Hate me for who I am? No worries, others will appreciate interaction on this campus. Positive reinforcement people. I may overwhelm you but that how you learn, same with school. Xo.

MOD'S NOTE: You go, Glenn Coco!

#18019

OMG: So my coworker (I'm in Washington state) decided to buy some pot chocolate and I guess ate twice the recommended "dose" last night and came into work totally whacked out. We were finally able to convince him to go home... by bus... with a small food care package....

That look on his face. Omg, I can't stop laughing XD If you're going to indulge in "legal" weed, don't overdo it!

#18018

OMG: Did you know that 6% of men may admit to rape, as long as you don't call it rape? I agree that Slutwalk is silly but I think educating people about rape is extremely important, more so than educating people on violence, etc. A lot of people aren't sure where to draw the line when it comes to sexual assault and it's important that we have this conversation!

#18017

OMG: How do you tell someone to put their shoes back on because their feet stink? I'm fine with telling people to shut up in the library, but thought people would have the common courtesy to be aware of their body odour/ AT LEAST have socks on instead of their bare sweaty feet when they remove their shoes!

#18016

OMG: Sometimes I read missed connections to see if any body EVER mentions me. LOL what was I thinking. I'm way too unattractive... not being bitter, I love reading them!

#18015

OMG: REAL FAKE VAGINAS FOR EVERYONE!

#18014

OMG: !@#$, I missed my final exam for Afm 102, what do I do?

#18013

OMG: Regardless of the time of year, I always bust out into Christmas songs whenever I'm in the shower.

#18012

OMG: FML I can only give 2 shits about work when I'm on antidepressants and can only focus on work when I'm on study drugs

#18011

OMG: To the dude bitching about omguw being rude, fuck you.

Just kidding. I agree.

#18010

OMG: For all y'all studying for finals.

#18009

OMG: Clutched PD2 report with a 53%. Life is good,

#18008

OMG: To every girl that reads this: The way you look is not attractive, but your passion for what you love is. You shine brighter than the brightest star in the nights sky when your passion is flowing from you spontaneously. I say, find you passion because true love isn't superficial. But who am I to say what true love is? ;)

#18007

OMG: That feeling you get when you're just about to get out of a relationship...and your soon to be former girlfriend's mom is not only upset over it but is talking to you about it via text. All. Day. Long.

For folks who want to be a relationship, yes your mileage may vary with your S.O. and their family but for the love of God, please don't rush.

#18006

OMG: Domus is charging me 35 to open my door. I need to grab my stuff and run to exam. all my card and cash and EVERYTHING ELSE is inside. they won't let me in my room unless I give them my $ first (I already gave them the 20 from my pocket). Finally roommate comes to the rescue. But I was late, thanks Domus, you are true f-ing cunnts. NEVER paying you another cent, let alone 600 per month...

#18005

OMG: There are so many people who regretted coming to UW and have nothing good to say about this place. But to be honest, I like being here in UW and I'm pretty sure I'll miss this place when it's my turn to leave. I do not regret accepting their offer and I'm proud to say I'm from UW

#18004

OMG: My co-workers are just plain rude. I work in the government and honestly I have tried so hard to make conversation with them, invited them out to lunch, even made several social initiatives.

#18003

OMG: PSA: The lockers on the third floor are being renovated, there are posters around the third floor saying that items need to be removed before April 11th, but there are still many locks on the lockers. I would recommend removing your items as soon as possible

#18002

OMG: Why do so many guys think snapbacks make them look oh so cool and "indie"? They make you all look like clones. Come on, us girls like seeing your hair sometimes.

#18001

OMG: So my friend was on OkCupid making fun of people, I swear it was my friend....
I found a cute girl from my Psych class on it. Used the info there to talk to her after the final. Just had a great dinner with her.

#18000

OMG: Any time I meet someone new, I masturbate to them afterwards. I know it's unhealthy but surely I can't be the only one.

#17999

OMG: So Campus Pizza includes a 10% tip in their price without telling you. Always tip zero dollars. Underhanded way of business = no remorse when I immediately punch $0.00 the next time I order.