OMG: I wish more people would write OVERHEARDs. They can be the funniest things.

OMG: As Asian guy who just started dating a beautiful Indian girl: it's awesome. 10/10 highly recommend.

OMG: Hello kind strangers, I lost Watcard in the vicinity of Westcourt Place Thursday morning around 8:30am. If you found it, could you please return it to the Turnkey desk or Watcard office? You would be my hero. Thank you!

OMG: Had a friend's girlfriend drunkenly tell me that if she wasn't dating him she'd be all over me. Totally unprompted too. TOTAL EGO BOOST.

OMG: When all your true friends turn their back on you when you're going through a tough time. Shows how selfish people are now adays. Grow up!

OMG: You know what I don't understand? How people make celebrities look as if they are family. Who cares about who they are dating or eating or saying. Move on with your life and stop acting like your life revolves around celebrities and you can only exist with their presence. Finally got that off my chest, it's good to vent sometimes.

OMG: A bunch of bathrooms in MC have urinals DIRECTLY in front of one of the stalls and evidently I shocked somebody today when I opened the stall door cause I could hear them stopping mid-stream.

OMG: Just sent my resume for the first time after removing the "Candidate for" part in the education section. Feels weird.

OMG: The best part about the spring term are the clean toilets

OMG: If I'm pushing a giant cart with 500 or so pounds of equipment on it and there is plenty of room to go around me, don't stand in front of me and stare until I'm forced to say "excuse me please" to get you to move 2 inches out of the way.

How do some of you people get into university? You must eat a lot of dicks for dinner, is all I can think of.

OMG: IMPORTANT: Girls of Waterloo - learn to flirt. Refer to girls at any other Canadian university for instructions (fellas know exactly what I'm talking about).

OMG: I think buildings in Waterloo should put standard microwaves instead of dishwashers. Let's be honest who actually uses the dishwasher? Now microwaves, those are an absolute necessity for every student living here! Microwaves instead of dishwashers!

OMG: I submitted my work report 1 minute late, and it's totally my fault. And it's not like I spent the entire work term working on it!!!! I totally forgot about it until I saw the reminder on my phone. Now I feel like banging my head against the wall.

OMG: Casual thong on the path outside PAS today. I can't tell if I'm more uncomfortable or just confused.

OMG: My friend talks way too much. I love her, but her non-stopping talking is killing me.

OMG: Wrote my entire work report in the span of 2 and a half hours directly before the deadline. What a ride.

OMG: Ladies, if your shoes hurt your feet don't fucking wear them.

OMG: Tim Bosma was found dead in Cambridge :(

OMG: Just saw the cutest thing! Some guy walked past a girl at the bus stop, turned around, and started talking to her. He then asked her name and for her number, which she happily gave. I couldn't stop smiling, even as a bystander. This made my day! Yay UW!

OMG:

I think I found the Easter egg!

MOD'S NOTE: :3

OMG: It turned out it's not my ex I hate the most for dumping me but his new skanky girltoy. UGH could you grope him a little more in public???

OMG: To the girl who forgot her presto card on a bench in DC, it's at the turn key desk.

OMG: In risk of sounding sexist, but I am very glad I am a dude. I just hear the shit girls go through in their professional and social life and it sucks. Society is a huge A-Hole towards women, from forcing stereotypes on little girls all the way to limiting their potential...sure guys deal with some social pressures, but none of them are as fucked and there is no where near as many as the ones girls face...

OMG: So sad nobody has torn off a single contact information stub on your sublet flyer. Maybe if it didn't cost $150-170 more than two different rooms in the same apartment building!

OMG: I was financially molested by the University of Waterloo.

OMG: Get your cameras out, the chicks have hatched!

OMG: I turn on the lights in my room every time I go pee in the middle of the night to check to see if there's anything abnormal in my room that came in.

OMG: For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, here's Chris Hadfield's final video recorded from the ISS. Congrats to Hadfield on a perfect mission! Made us all proud!

OMG: Whenever I get angry/upset I watch videos of babies laughing. Not the most manly solution, but it always makes me so much happier :)

What are some things you guys do to lift a bad mood?

OMG: They say that the best years are ahead of you...but what if it's not? What if you've already had the best and already passed it...what lies ahead then?

OMG: Ok. I'm confused. Is the LRT going to be a tram system (street car), or a city train system? Because there's a pretty big difference. If it going to be just a tram system, I really don't understand the controversy. A city train system if a different story.

OMG: For all the lonely people out there, here's Laci Green's channel. Check out the rest of her channel as well, she talks about virginity and sexual health. I found it very comforting.

OMG: I realized that its your roommates that make the term great or horrible. When I used to hear about other people complaining about roommates I couldn't empathize with them, now I can. Its just a tension filled atmosphere and its frustrating and we don't want to see each other..For the first time in my university career I don't want to return to my place of residence and I'd rather stay at home and not come to school. Ughh people who aren't your family suck as roommates!!!!

OMG: Everything is so difficult as an ugly person. Why even live a life like this...

OMG: Drinking at 3 pm on a saturday...Co-op is good.

OMG: Being an extrovert stuck inside an introvert's mind sucks...

OMG: On my way home, I saw the first goslings of the year. Spring is definitely here now.

OMG: After 5 years at UW I am finally looking forward to my convocation in June. I may have failed a term and put on probation but I want everyone to know that once you actually put forth the effort into school, you can do it. You may feel like you don't belong at UW or that you may not ever grad but it is possible. Don't let little setbacks bring you down! Here's to the graduating class of 2013!!!!

OMG: Just finished my first week of my fourth co-op term. Never have I felt this stupid. My answers to pretty much anything along the lines of "Do you know this?" have been me shaking my head...

OMG: What the hell is up with the UW registrar? I wasn't accepted to CS with Co-Op with an average over 90 and my friend with low 80s makes it in (no he didn't have any crazy extra-curriculars or anything). Seriously, were they high when they chose who got in?

OMG: Tolerance is not the same thing as celebration. I tolerate other cultures, but I don't want to celebrate them. I want to celebrate Canadian culture. Oh wait...

OMG: The older Asian lady who works in the South Campus Hall Tim Horton's always makes my day a little brighter! :)

OMG: And we can't even move to the back of the bus...

OMG: I saw a goose giving itself a bath in a puddle this morning.

OMG: Arts students get a lot of flack for not being employable. I've finished 3B engineering, 5 co-op terms with excellent evaluations, and I'm still looking for a co-op job for this summer. It seems like it doesn't matter what degree you get, everyone has trouble finding work.