OMG UW: #23846

Updated on Tuesday, September 27

#23846

OMG: I am so paranoid of people hearing me jerk off. Now I haven't masturbated for 2 weeks and want to just spill it all out at the top of MC. What should I do?

5 comments

AnonymousSeptember 28, 2016 at 12:20 AM
you should do what makes you happy. everyone needs a release
you only live once ;)
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AnonymousSeptember 28, 2016 at 10:21 AM
Just do it
no one actually cares
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AnonymousOctober 4, 2016 at 4:42 AM
Isn't that what showing time is for? Or you could just find a massage parlour or find a slot machine or make an indecent proposal or two?
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AnonymousOctober 31, 2016 at 9:23 AM
It's only illegal if you get caught
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