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Updated on Tuesday, September 27

#23846

OMG: I am so paranoid of people hearing me jerk off. Now I haven't masturbated for 2 weeks and want to just spill it all out at the top of MC. What should I do?

5 comments

  1. you should do what makes you happy. everyone needs a release
    you only live once ;)

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  2. Just do it
    no one actually cares

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    1. Umm... isn't it illegal to jerk off in public?

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  3. Isn't that what showing time is for? Or you could just find a massage parlour or find a slot machine or make an indecent proposal or two?

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  4. It's only illegal if you get caught

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