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Updated on Thursday, February 11

#23580

OMG:

To Mike from Bomber Wednesday, who declared "fuck this shit" upon finding out my friend had a boyfriend, then proceeded to hit on me (and failing): 

You're a fucking loser, work on your personality instead of standing on your toes in attempt to be taller.
Fuck you for being so ungracious. Also, you're cheap and a selfish asshole for making your friend stop mid conversation with me because you weren't getting any. Good luck EVER getting any bud. 

12 comments

  1. looks like ol' manletposter finally tried his luck

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    1. Manlet poster here.

      Average height guy stands on his tippy toes and everyone starts making fun of short guys.

      Classy.

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  2. LOOOL. I kinda wish I was there to see this. Sounds funny as hell...

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  3. Hahaha feel like I know exactly who you're talking about

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  4. While OP still didn't get any...

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  5. inb4 a good old "it's all because i'm short" post

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  6. LOLOLOL wow you showed show him haha! Maybe you shouldn't be leading on guys so much! You treat in-between your legs as if it has a holy grail, teehee! Maybe you shouldn't go begging like a dog for drinks if you're not going to put out. 'Least I'm not a fatty like you, lol. Go back to being the tavern wench you so wonderfully are, hahahaa.

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    1. How old are you...?

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    2. t. 17 year old fat kid

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    3. Can't believe people like this attends a place of higher education...

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    4. 6c: people like this attend*

      I can't believe people like you attend a place of higher education...

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  7. And so... a feminist is born.

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