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#23436

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Sometimes I wonder if its worth the time, money, and effort to try and get laid when I can go on the internet and find the hottest chicks I've ever seen in my life using dildos, immediately and for free.

If VR porn gets good enough in my lifetime, I'll probably just drop out of civilization and get my dick sucked by jessica rabbit for 12 hours a day.

4 comments

  1. It's awesome when you get cam girls to pay you to jerk off while they do their own thing. But of course you have to be attractive.

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  2. Enjoy your waste of a life, turddumpster

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  3. Hot as porn may be, sex is still better.

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  4. 'Sometimes I wonder if its worth the time, money, and effort to try and get laid '

    Yes, I have noticed that the fairer sex has decided that getting a date with them is some sort of auction. Aren't we in an era where women are independent? I thought so.

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