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Updated on Friday, November 27

#23375

OMG:

The other day someone was telling me how Hitler, Kim Jong-un and Napoleon are all short, and how everybody bad in history has been short, and how they did it because they were short, because short men all feel like they have something to prove. Those evil, evil short men.

And then I had to explain to her that I'm one of those short guys she hates, and in fact I am shorter than all three of those men.

But hey, it's not prejudice because I'm a white guy.

25 comments

  1. ffs not this guy again. We don't care about your problems manlet. Blame your parents for giving you bad genes and go wear high heels or something

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    1. Well I always get a bunch of replies.

      So either people care enough to comment, or they hate short people enough to come and tell me how much I fucking suck every time.

      You're an example of the latter, and you're an example of the types of assholes I have to deal with every day.

      At least you're honest though.

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    2. Notice how lately, all your comments are "god, another one of THESE posts"?

      And the rest are trolls doing what trolls do.

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    3. Cry me a river. How old are you OP? This is not middle school. Nobody is bullying you because they're mean. People are probably trying to help you get over your insecurity and then they start despising you because you act like a pussy. I don't hate short people. In fact, I don't know your height, but I'm pretty short myself. That being said, I hate people who play the victim and who ask the whole society to feel ashamed for "mistreating" them.

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  2. FUN FACT: Napoleon was actually 5' 6", which was taller than the average person then. The myth of him being short was due to an incorrect conversion from French feet to Imperial feet.

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  3. everyone bad in history has also been male, wadup with dat

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  4. Oh for crying out loud. How many times have we had this exact conversation now on OMGUW? Dude, it's gotten old. We get it, you have a height complex.

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    1. Yeah man, its just my height complex. Yeah man its all in my head.

      Someone literally thinks I'm worse than Hitler because of my height, but its me that has a problem with my height. Right.

      I wouldn't have to post this much if this shit didn't happen all the fucking time. I blame society.

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    2. Never said it was all in your head 4a. We've been down that road before, and everything worth saying - on both sides - was said then. And the time before that. And the time before that....

      It's not that the topic is stupid, it's that every time it's posted it just turns into "you vs. the rest of OMGUW," and it gets posted so frequently! At this point we're just sick and tired of reading and commenting on the same post made by the same guy about the same micro-issue, again and again and again.

      Let me put this in perspective: most of us are sick (at this point) of the "feminism is destroying society" posts on this site, right? And those pop up at roughly the same rate as your posts (if not a little more than that). But that challenges and relates to approximately half the population, and there are LOTS of people everywhere in society who have very strong feelings on the issue!

      But, as far as I can tell, the only person thinking or talking about this issue... is you. And you don't even make any new points each time you make a new post.

      So we're sick of it, because it feels like you're using this site to soapbox. Please stop.

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  5. Hey OP, does your first name start with S... ? I know this short white guy whose name starts with S and he's not just short, I think he's kinda gay also. I don't know if you're him.

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  6. Do not listen to the haters, OP.

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  7. it's because blood has a shorter path for the circulatory system in minimen. therefore they become more aggressive due to their small stature.

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  8. Sounds like you want to prove something op
    How about letting little things like an ignorant girl's opinions who are heavy influenced by how a person looks go

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  9. I really wish the mods would stop posting what is obviously the same old junk from this guy. It's super easy to see it's him; filtering would be a breeze.

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  10. Sounds like you want to prove something op
    How about letting little things like an ignorant girl's opinions who are heavy influenced by how a person looks go

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  11. Like your height you have a very tiny mind for understanding

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  12. >Napoleon
    >bad
    bitches don't know bout my civil code

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  13. All guys shorter than Hitler should be shot because they are clearly the equivalent if not worse than Hitler. There, I said it.

    God dammit OP, grow some damn balls and get over yourself. It won't be hard, because there's not much to get over...
    See what I did there?

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  14. Hitler (5'8"-5'9") and Napoleon (5'6") were average height for their time. Kim Jong Un is Asian. By this logic, bitches should perpetrate the worst crimes since they have to prove shit to the "Patriarchy" as they have been systematically oppressed for generations. Short men have not faced equivalently restrictive conditions; though they have been, to some degree, discriminated against.

    Also, tell that dumbass broad that she should have at least mentioned Stalin in that list. That fucker was only 5'4" and was legitimate gnome status. It would be a more compelling example to prove said bitch's point.

    At least you're short and white. Try being short and a minority...

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  15. Napoleon is not a bad guy though, at leady not nearly as bad as the other two

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  16. If it helps, your problems aren't limited to males. I'm a short Asian girl, like 5'0 or 5'1 at most, and I get really insecure about my short legs...it sucks because guys like long legs

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    1. seriously, why don't you guys get together and make perfect hobbit babies? *insecurity solved*

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  17. Napoleon was a short dead dude.

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    1. I fear that your reference was lost on the youthfulness of this site. Don't worry, I catch your drift. Give my love to the princesses!

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  18. Just saying, historically everyone was shorter due to nutrition/vitamin intake and poor healthcare standards vs. today.

    Ie. Eat your damn vitamins :p

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