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Updated on Tuesday, November 17

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OMG: Can someone explain the Islamic concept of a man after he dies going to paradise/heaven and having 72 virgins as his own and an ever-erect penis? Am I the only one who thinks that devalues any Muslim romantic relationship and marriage? Do men really aspire to this kind of afterlife? Why is this Allah's way, sexual, shallow desires and materialism, instead of things like finding peace with oneself and always striving for personal and emotional enlightenment and treating others the way one wants to be treated? Someone please explain.

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  1. Is this really that strange for you?

    If I went to Christian heaven, or any heaven at all, I'd be ordering up virgins daily. Most people would because people are horny perverts. Sometimes I wish god was real.

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    1. Why virgins tho I want some with some experience

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    2. Uh, its heaven. Virgins are all you get, the only other women that made it there are married you adulterer.

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  2. It's a good way to motivate sex-deprived ignorant ass-holes to strap on a bomb.

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  3. Supposedly this is actually incorrect - it was either mistranslated or fabricated, I can't remember which. But in proper context this is actually not in the religion, its something that popped up in extremist groups through mistranslation/misinterpretation (intentional or otherwise).

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  4. There is actually no mention of this in the Quran and it is a fabricated concept perpetuated by popular culture.

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    1. This is correct!

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    2. There may be no mention of it in the Quran, but that doesn't mean it isn't part of Islam.

      Pretty sure the Quran doesn't tell people to fly planes into buildings, but that happened in the name of Islam.

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    3. 4b u autisticfuck/10

      Pretty sure the Quran didnt tell me to call you an autistic fuck, yet i just did that in the name of islam...

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    4. Do muslims not know their own religion? Wtf
      http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

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  5. No, men don't aspire to that. I aspire to getting head from a girl with a mohawk, tattoos, and a great ass.

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    1. And I aspire to being able to jerk it in peace one day without my cat coming in and watching me, but I guess we can't always get what we want....

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