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Updated on Tuesday, November 10

#23305

OMG:

If you are walking with a group of people taking up an entire path and you won't move so that one person walking in the other direction can pass by, I WILL shove you out of the way. Don't complain when this happens. If you can't have the modicum of social awareness and respect it takes to move behind one of your group members for one second so a single person can pass by, keep your bitch mouth shut when you get what's coming to you.

9 comments

  1. Truth. Nobody ever punishes this kind of behavior, but it is the same reason why I will mow down someone who tries to get on the bus/subway before I get off. For everyone to have a decent working system, the idiots must be clobbered.

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    1. In the case of buses, you should really be getting off through the back doors anyway if you care so much about a decent working system.

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  2. just because you posted here, I can tell you're not the type of guy who would actually do this lol

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  3. Sometimes people just don't notice that they're doing this. If you just said, "please keep to the right", they'd remember and would probably do it.

    Shoving people is assault. You'll get arrested.

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    1. There's no way they don't notice when they're looking RIGHT AT me as I approach. I can just as well say that their physically pushing me off the path so they can barge through is assault. Some people are just plain rude assholes and need to be shown this is not acceptable.

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    2. Can you really get arrested for shoving assholes who walk in your way? Damn what a pussified society we live in.

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  4. I actually do this and give them dirty ass looks or say things along the lines of move your fat fucking asses, you expect people to walk into car lane because your fats are taking up the whole road?

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  5. I do this often, I'm not going to get my shoes all muddy just because that group of girls were too high and mighty no to get out of the way.

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  6. Watch out everyone. We've got an Internet badass over here...

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