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Updated on Friday, October 16

#23213

OMG:
i have geese honking set as my alarm now. nothing wakes me up quicker.

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  1. My girlfriend gets herself off in bed next to me at 7am sharp, every morning. Her orgasm is the best alarm clock.

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    1. Why does she have to get herself off when you're there? Sounds like you're doing a bad job.

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    2. It's so she doesn't finish too quickly when we have sex after I wake up.

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