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90% of college sexual assaults can be avoided if you stayed sober at home instead of going to a nightclub or a house party and getting shit faced. Yeah, predator blaming is not politically correct, but if a dude truly wants to lower his chance of sexually assaulting someone, he just needs to avoid those situations

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  1. 90% of car accidents deaths can be avoided if you stayed home instead of going for a drive or riding in your friend's car and getting your back broken. Yeah, blaming that all drivers cause car accidents is not politically correct, but if a guy with a car and truly wants to lower his chance of dying, he just needs to avoid those situations

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    1. While I don't agree with everything OP says, I'd like to point out that driving and getting shit faced serve different purposes. One is used to help you get to your job, complete errands, and support your family, and the other is for the sole purpose of "fun". The decision to drink responsibly is easier to make than the decision to commute.

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  2. Someone had fun writing this.

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  3. 90% of heart assaults can be avoided if you eat health instead of eating hamburgers or pizza and getting heart burn once a day. Yeah, fatty food blaming is not politically correct, but if a dude truly wants to not have a heart attack , he just needs to avoid ALL unhealthy foods

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    1. i dont see how this would be unreasonable advice...

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    2. @3a
      There is such a thing called moderation

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  4. 90% of dick cheese can be avoided if you get circumcised instead of leaving your foreskin or just not cleaning your dick at all and getting dick cheese all over your peepee. Yeah, foreskin blaming is not politically correct, but if a dude truly wants to lower his percentage of dick cheese, he just needs to cut off the extra dick skin.

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  5. This is the exact post from a few weeks ago with the subject changed to be male. I think the intended response was achieved.

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  6. You know, I actually agree with this as well as the complement. If you're a guy and you know that getting shit faced often leads you to this type of behaviour, you should avoid getting shit faced at the nightclub. Same thing if you're a girl and you know that getting shit faced often leads you to make bad decisions.

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