I'm going all out
dressing as a douchebag for Halloween this year. I have the graphic T,
growing a beard, putting on fake tats, shaving the sides of my head but
letting the top grow out and getting it all oily and greasy. I should
win a prize for sure.
Looks like you've already got the personality to match.
ReplyDeleteWe don't wear graphic tees. The joke is on you sir.
ReplyDelete"Thou shalt not slander the good name of bearded men in vain, bitch. For I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my bearded brothers. And you will know the beard is supreme when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
ReplyDelete-Book of Tarantino 25:18.
ud look like any other laurier student
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't really sound like a douchebag to me, just a regular dude.
ReplyDeleteTs are definitely plain. No one is looking at graphics if there are tats and a beard to admire
ReplyDeleteSadly, no one will realize that it's a costume. Especially if you are in downtown Toronto.
ReplyDeletesounds like... a person?? you could win a prize for lamest i guess.
ReplyDeletehaha. that's so funny. cause they're like people, that you dont like! I get it! Ha. so topical and funny. you'll sure win a prize alright OP, that's some funny shit that is.
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