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Updated on Friday, October 2


OMG: To my roommates, fuck off and stop creeping on me all the time so I can fawking fap off.


  1. They just don't want your cum to go to waste!!
    Start saving it up and add it to their favourite meal next time! After they eat a good amount of your delicious semen they will stop bothering you and you can jerk off with privacy!
    And oh you don't have to thank me, just make sure to don't waste a drop ;^)

    1. OP here: Thanks! your idea worked perfectly! Do you want some too?