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Updated on Tuesday, September 22

#21303

OMG: I used to be pretty good at making friends. Then I went through some psychological stuff.
Now I'm at the point where I meet a cute girl at a Welcome Week event during the day, we really hit it off, and instead of getting her number/asking her on a date, I go home early so I can masturbate while thinking about her. What's wrong with me?!

11 comments

  1. Fuck, I do this too.

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  2. You're probably on your way to becoming a serial killer, or a sex offender. Either way, the next step is doing something to an incapacitated girl (please don't).

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  3. Welcome to manhood, where your horniness keeps you from being able to interact with others in any meaningful way. You just want sex, that is all there is to your life. If you want meaningful interaction, cut your balls off.

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  4. >jerk off thinking about her
    Wtf

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    1. In all fairness, guys do this with every girl they find attractive. OP was just an amateur for not adding her on facebook first, so he could jerk it to the photos of her in a bathing suit that are always there somewhere.

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    2. For the record, I don't think this is normal - I usually jerk it to illustrations and then call myself asexual.

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  5. The story started out well then it all went down hill...

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  6. You're too much in your head. Quit over analyzing things. You met a girl and you wanked to her later. Wow youre ruined, you'll never make another friend again. Go outside, or go talk to a counsellor if you're actually worried.

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