Not this AGAIN. I thought that the last time this showed up on here, we'd decided that food isn't gender specific and that people should drink whatever the hell they want (excluding turpentine and the like). Let your idiotic vendetta against French vanilla go.
if you consider yourself a decent human being, brew your own coffee at home with fresh roasted beans purchased from DVLB. Grind them and French press the fuck out of those little coarse ground shits.
There is literally no reason to overpay for coffee at DVLB. At that point you may as well take the lesser of two douches and buy all your coffee at Starbucks
2.a, Unless you care about the quality and taste of what you are drinking. And the beans from Starbucks are almost always stale. At DVLB they are roasted within the week.
Since when is "double double" a manly hardcore drink? Last time I checked, it was pretty much every suburban soccer mom's order. lol nice try. Your balls will shrivel up if you try ACTUAL STRONG coffee like Ristretto or Turkish Coffee...
Or perhaps you could become, you know, comfortable in enough in your masculinity so that something as simple as a DRINK won't threaten your entire entity. Like bro, calm down. Drink a French vanilla. Check your pants. Still got a penis? You're still a technically a man. (Unless you don't want to be, in which case good luck on your mtf transition, but that's a whole other story for another time).
I ONLY drink a cup of acid every morning and after I make small cuts all over my body and shower with lemon juice If you don't do either you are fucking girl smh
Not this AGAIN. I thought that the last time this showed up on here, we'd decided that food isn't gender specific and that people should drink whatever the hell they want (excluding turpentine and the like). Let your idiotic vendetta against French vanilla go.
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DeleteI'm not OP. But I thought I would throw this out there...
if you consider yourself a decent human being, brew your own coffee at home with fresh roasted beans purchased from DVLB. Grind them and French press the fuck out of those little coarse ground shits.
ReplyDeleteThere is literally no reason to overpay for coffee at DVLB. At that point you may as well take the lesser of two douches and buy all your coffee at Starbucks
Delete2.a, Unless you care about the quality and taste of what you are drinking. And the beans from Starbucks are almost always stale. At DVLB they are roasted within the week.
DeleteOp is such a pussy that he thinks he can become masculine by not drinking some type of coffee
ReplyDeleteSince when is "double double" a manly hardcore drink? Last time I checked, it was pretty much every suburban soccer mom's order. lol nice try. Your balls will shrivel up if you try ACTUAL STRONG coffee like Ristretto or Turkish Coffee...
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps you could become, you know, comfortable in enough in your masculinity so that something as simple as a DRINK won't threaten your entire entity. Like bro, calm down. Drink a French vanilla. Check your pants. Still got a penis? You're still a technically a man. (Unless you don't want to be, in which case good luck on your mtf transition, but that's a whole other story for another time).
I ONLY drink a cup of acid every morning and after I make small cuts all over my body and shower with lemon juice
ReplyDeleteIf you don't do either you are fucking girl smh
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DeleteReal men chew beans and chase it with scalding water Straight Outta Kettle.
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Deletereal cutters cut lots
ReplyDeleteEw double double.
ReplyDeleteReal men have what it takes to defy societal norms in favour of personal pleasure.
ReplyDeleteReal men serve higher values than personal pleasure.
DeleteScrew you, OP. If I'm at Tim Horton's, I'm getting an iced cap. But I'd rather go to Williams and get a vanilla milkshake. Got a problem with that?
ReplyDeleteYeah I've got a problem with that, you sissy.
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