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Updated on Monday, August 24

#21213

OMG: I just paid 25 cents to FEDs to get a friggin' plastic fork. I feel like a sucker. F you FEDs. F you.

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  1. Did you buy something, I've never paid for a fork when I've bought something.

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  2. This is why you steal them

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  3. If you purchase food that needs a fork from International News, you will get a fork for free. Otherwise, there is a charge for the fork.

    If you'd like, I could put forward raising the Feds fee $0.25 and providing everyone with a free fork!

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    1. If you do that, Walmart sells metal ones four for a dollar.

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    2. If you do that, Walmart sells metal ones four for a dollar.

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    3. Buy them and bring them instead then. Environmentally friendly (Y)

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  4. Haha wow, talk about #FEDS, right?

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  5. How else are the highest paid student execs in the country going to get paid?

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    1. Don't worry 5, that ALL comes out of our student fees. Hell, they even use our surplus fee money to subsidize the deficits the Feds businesses run...

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    2. ^ did you just pull that out of your ass?

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  6. You can afford to go to UW and you complain about a 25 cent fork? Are you stupid?

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    1. ^The quality of student now accepted into UW. It's all about the money.

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