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Updated on Monday, August 24

#21212

OMG: Condom dispenser going in the SLC bathrooms? Geez, this'll make it so much easier for me to have sex in the SLC now!

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  1. Now you just need to solve that pesky virginity problem at 25

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  2. Please don't have sex in the SLC. That's gross.

    The condom dispensers in the SLC are being installed to provide students free, discreet, 24/7 access to contraception. So that they can have safe sex places other than the SLC!

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    1. Have fun keeping them filled. I plan to empty them overnight if they are indeed free, and resell them for profit.

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    2. @2a, if you're skeevy enough to be reselling condoms, do you really think anyone would trust your product?

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    3. 2a, I remember hearing something like "there will be a limit on how quickly the machine can dispense." So if you want to stand there for hours and hours until you've got 'em all... well, then go for it, I guess? I mean, I'm assuming it's our student dollars (i.e. the Feds Fee) which are paying for these in the first place, so....

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  3. Seriously, are people having enough sex here to need condom dispenser? Could have used that money on something else...

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