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OMG: I think most girls perception of length is fucked. My gf told her friends that my penis was like 9 inches. It some how got back to me when a random buddy was like good on ya and I was confused until he said the chicks were talking about it. I have no idea how my gf came up with 9.

36 comments

  1. Because if she said the true length of two inches the other girls would judge her.

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  2. Oh boy I'd take it as a compliment although I don't think I'd want the girl I am seeing to be going around telling her friends about my dick

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    1. Yeah. Sorry to break it to you. This is rather the norm. Girls share everything.

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    2. My gf gold her friend I'm uncircumcised... Lol

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    3. Sharing everything is fine, to be expected. Lying about it is not.

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  3. So that's what women do when they get together?

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  4. Yeah. My mom thinks my dick is 11". Pretty sure her perception is fucked up.

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    1. Should let her be on top for once then.

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    2. ^ No way. Can't let her monstrous dick anywhere near my ass.

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  5. It's because they don't teach the imperial system anymore.

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    1. Agreed. She probably meant 9 cm OP.

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    2. 5a I lol'd harder than op's erect penis as told by his gf

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  6. It's the same with bra size, guys seriously have no idea. They always underestimate my size by around 3 cup sizes.

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  7. I'm 7.5" measured and girls literally have no idea what that means. They also all never trust when you warn them you're big. I've literally had to have a girl leave because we couldn't have sex. Like legit, women, if a guy warns you, you should heed the fucking warning if you can't fit that.

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    1. 7.5 is big? were these girls tiny?

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    2. man fuck off 7.5 is pretty damn big, the average is 5.5

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    3. take out the asian/indo factor for average and you'll get a higher number

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    4. If someone hasn't had one that size or bigger before, how would they know whether it would fit or not? That's a very odd thing to just know - especially since, even if they've had someone who was too big before, they likely didn't measure their genitals before or after. Also, one might misunderstand the whole "vagina expands" thing and assume that means length-wise as well. Finally, a lot of guys will go on about how big, monstrously big, giant, etc. their penises are so I think most gals have to take such warnings with a grain of salt.

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    5. 7c a study was done just a few months ago on penis size and they sampled a large number of caucasian men specifically. And guess what? The average was still in the 5-5.5" range.

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  8. 7.5 is big, but tbh girth matters more. i find that if it can't fit through a toilet paper roll then that's when things get difficult.
    and typically if guys tell me they're big i don't really care because i expect a lot of foreplay before hand so that everything goes smoothly. normally i blow him until he comes or makes me stop, then he goes down on me until i come and by that time i'm super wet and no pain afterwards. if that's not enough, lube is your bff. this is coming from a 5'1 girl who's had successful fucks with guys your size

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    1. stretched out mini-sluts are not the norm

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    2. 7 here with the 7.5. Mine fits snugly into a toilet paper roll, it usually hurts a bit to take it out.

      As for 7.d comments, I guess that is true they wouldn`t know if they hadn`t before.. thanks for the point of view. I would prefer it if women would stop assume I`m lying then be like oh shit it.

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    3. laughing at 8 a because it's amazing to me that there are still guys out there who think vaginas get loose after having sex lollllllllllll

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  9. Nigger please. She means 9 cm.

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  10. Perceived measurement and actual measurement can vary greatly. Hell, even issues measuring can skew the result. Just go with it if it suits you.

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  11. People fuck up OP. I did a rough measurement on mine using my hands. The assumption was that each hand was 3" wide. So when girls would ask I would tell them roughly 6.5". I didn't find out later that the width was actually 4". My friend and I were messing around and l wasn't the size I thought it was. I took my time with her and eventually it worked out ;)

    But where I'm from I'm average. Playing sports with a change room and locker room I was no big deal. We had guys bigger. Our QB was an asshole and would always brag about being 9.5. As for the whole toilet paper roll. How the fuck does that work? I can't even conceive how even my head would get in. Does one have to cut the roll and then wrap it around the shaft or what?

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    1. 12, I doubt that's true. You sound like you're trying to brag.

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    2. Too bad your insecurity is showing 12.b.

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  12. spend your time picking up girls so you might actually get to use the subject in question.. your penis....talking about it does no good.

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  13. remember OP, your gf will tell her friends that you are 9 inches now but after you two break up she will say you were only 2 inches.

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  14. sounds like she was talking about her other boyfriend. It's so hard to keep all you fuck bois straight

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  15. It's been scientifically proven that women have awful spatial reasoning.

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