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Updated on Tuesday, June 30

#21060

OMG: My boss saw my penis while I was changing in my office. I told her I was about to change and would close my door, she said cool no worries. I'm in the middle of changing and she walks right in and sees my dick. She starred at it for at least 3 long ass seconds. She gave me a nod of approval and closed the door. I get the feeling it was on purpose. She's super touchy feely and flirty with me but this is something else
 

21 comments

  1. So fuck her? That's an easy one.

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  2. Horrible Bosses Waterloo edition

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  3. I think you're a little slow. All signs point to "definitely on purpose", not "I think on purpose". Do you enjoy it? Fuck her, but be prepared that it could ruin your job. Don't enjoy it? Report her.

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  4. Work term or at UW? And change in the men's washroom. Did you learn nothing from The Office?

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    1. Just started FT here

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  5. Sexual harassment much?

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  6. imagine how differently this situation would be handled if the genders were reversed

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    1. It would be posted continuously how she should be fired.

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  7. you were changing...your underwear? why?

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    1. I was switching into compression shorts before I went to the gym

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    2. OP, it's generally not okay to announce at work that you'll be naked in your office for a short time.

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    3. I never said I was going to be naked. Just said I'd be quickly changing into my gym stuff. She's a cool boss and didn't care cause she changes in her office when she goes to the gym. Half the people in this office do the same

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  8. What's the age difference? If it's nothing crazy play the field. Get cozy with her and see if she's interested, if so, have a fling with your boss. It'd be weird for a girl to go out of her way to check out your dick and give you a nod unless she was interested in you. Keep us updated

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  9. Where is the SJW fury on this thread? If it was a male walking in on a changing female we wouldn't hear the last of it.

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    1. Because this is the shit most men dream of? Its basically a porn plot. As a woman I still find it disturbing, but why should I speak up about it when the man next to me is like "dude, he's so lucky, I wish I were in that position."

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  10. if this is actually true it's completely inappropriate and arrest worthy. why is everyone assuming this woman is attractive? its more likely she's some fat, middle aged married/divorced beach whale. in which case I would feel totally uncomfortable and vulnerable at her leering at my sexy, young, virile male body and would do something about it immediately. came in and stared at your dick for three seconds, then gave a nod? i'll give her a nod of approval when she gets fired for being a creepy old cunt. who does this rapist think she is

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    1. Man calm down, she's like late 20's and a chill boss. I just thought it was weird not rapey...

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  11. Maybe she was looking for some man meat. OP give her your man meat

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  12. Nope, that's not okay. If she's making you uncomfortable (and it looks like she's escalating), you should start documenting whenever she's being a huge creep. Write down dates, times, what she says/does, etc. You don't have to talk to HR right away, but documenting her creepiness will be really important if you want to pursue anything later.

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  13. pretend you're gay

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  14. It's clear that this goes beyond awkward. She shouldn't have given you a nod of approval, because this isn't supposed to be a sexual/playful situation. What she should have done was apologize and leave.

    I agree with 12. You should document dates and instances in case it escalates.

    Remember, women are just as capable as men, so she is just as capable of committing sexual harassment (let's hope not. :/ ).

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