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#21016

OMG: Photos of a suspect from a daytime sexual assault on the 202 bus that stops at UW, Contact police if you recognize him.

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  1. Omg. That perv was totally fondling my thigh a few weeks ago! I thought it was an accident and didn't want to make a scene......

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  2. C'mon dude... if you're gonna get caught doing it, you might as well make it worth it. Like, bring a dildo with you on that bus, and when you see a cute girl in a dress, jam that thing up in there and run!

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    1. This is awesome. "Unexpected dildo attacks" need to be a thing, somewhere on the internet. Just for the laughs lol.

      I mean "pantsing girls" is already a thing on reddit... why can't this be a thing, too?

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    2. what's wrong with chu

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    3. @2a, how would you like it if someone shoved a dildo up your sexist rape condoning ass?

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    4. 2c, I literally have fantasies about that. It's my fetish. So I'd probably turn around and fuck them publicly.

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    5. 2a... bro. common man. Comments like that man? Not okay

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  3. The description given in the paper doesn't match the suspect at all...they said it's a South Asian man with short curly hair who is in his late 30s/early 40s but if I saw that photo I would never have matched the face with the description---he looks like a 28 year old Italian guy with short hair. Also, they mention that he's wearing a different outfit than the one he's wearing in the photo---did they have a photo of him from a different day?

    The police need to do a better job of writing the descriptions

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    1. Nah man, he looks middle-eastern if anything, something about the brow

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    2. 3, I agree. 3a, he looks Caucasian or olive-skinned. I hope they catch him. It's good people are speaking up about these sexual assaults in larger numbers and trying to make it safe for women here.

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  4. Looks like former engsoc pres

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    1. I bet it's David Fucking Birnbaum.

      ...or Maaz. Isn't it always Maaz?

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  5. Them indians, they all look the same like Asians

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  6. But was the girl he did it to hot tho

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    1. This is a surprisingly relevant question. Little known fact: girls who put a lot of effort into their appearance are, at least on some, subconscious level, doing it because they're hoping to get some action. It's just basic biology, we want to mate!

      All this guy was doing (if that's the case) was reacting to her mating signals, and delivering her a bit of what she *actually* wanted. The problem is that he did it tactlessly - you don't just get to mate because you SAW the plumage, you have to show your own and earn your right, first.

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    2. 6a, cool troll bro. Die in a fire.

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    3. 6b, I'm serious. Go to reddit, check out /r/theredpill. It will change your life! For starters, you might actually get to have sex for a change.

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    4. 6a/c, sorry bro, I don't want a group that from your description advocates groping women, blaming them for it, then coming off like it's a positive change that you're getting some action.

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    5. It's positive for them too, 6d! The girls WANT to be noticed, they LIKE the action. The only reason they do things like complain about it is because that's what society expects them to do, and they have to live up to expectations. But make no mistake, they absolutely enjoy it.

      Source: My girlfriend assures me that this is very much the case (it's actually how she and I hooked up the first time).

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    6. 6e, it's more fun though if they're young enough that they have no experience, and you can get them alone somewhere. Giving them a pill or something to help loosen them up works, too.

      Once they're all relaxed, it's so easy to lie them down, peel off their clothes, and show them what it feels like to have a man's cock inside their ass that first time. Innocence feels amazing, too.

      I had this girl once, a frosh; I went at it with her three times before she finally came too, covered in my cum. She was from a strict family too, so I didn't have to worry about her going public and claiming it was non-consensual or any crap like that. She obviously wanted it; anybody who saw the way she'd been looking at me the previous night would know that.

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    7. You guys are absolutely disgusting. I hope a Canada goose bites away your member and swallow it while you wither on the ground, before shitting on your face and waddling away. Horny ass jerks

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    8. Fucking a Canada Goose is surprisingly thrilling.

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    9. 6f, I kind of know where you're coming from. My first sexual experience was with my cousin. I was 16, she was 10. I'd always felt drawn to her, but never knew why until the first time I was asked to babysit her.
      I won't get into the details, but the evening ended up with me holding her face down in a pillow, fully clothed but with her skirt hiked up so it was around her waist and her panties down around her ankles, while I took her virginity. It was the first time I ever felt sexually... awake.

      Once it was done, I talked to her for a while and made her realize that she actually enjoyed the whole thing, and that it was completely natural, so I never had to worry about her telling anyone. The tricky part is what came after that, once I finished high school and came to UW.

      I've never had a girl who could give me the same experience that she did. I think it's because I've never had a girl in as vulnerable a situation. So the closest I can come is by finding the particularly cute ones and getting them into a situation where I can put drugs in their drink. Then they're relying on me to give them what they really want, and I'm in control.

      It's the only way I can find satisfaction, but I can't even share those experiences with other people in public because society is so close-minded and intolerant about that stuff. This is how I was born, there's nothing wrong with me just wanting to be me!

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    10. I think I'm gonna throw up. I can't believe I actually go to school with people like this.

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    11. Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew MODS, either this whole thread is an awful troll or its literally people talking about very illegal shit. Either way, it's a serious trigger for some people - please DELETE!

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  7. I wish someone would sexually assault me, it might be the only way I will ever get a good dicking.

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    1. It's not assault if you're asking for it. ;)

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  8. Imma save this thread somewhere to show anyone who ever questions that people out there are fucking terrible. I don't even care if you're trolling, that just means you're peaces of shit rather than a rapists.

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  9. All of the sick shit from this thread is probably posted from the same ass-hat from

    http://www.omguw.com/2014/10/19893.html

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  10. There's nothing wrong with having power fantasies, as long as you don't act on them. I occasionally get off to the idea of forcing a girl to lose her virginity to me whether she likes it or not... but I'd never actually go and rape someone. That doesn't make me a bad person.

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  11. Mods, this needs some good modding ASAP.
    2, 6, 6a, 6f, and 6i, as a former professional castrater, let us hope for your sakes we never meet!

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    1. 11, I agree. A couple of those direct people to perform major sex crimes against minors. MODs, delete.

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