OMG: One of the sublets (girl) in my house had a party last night. I (dude) got black out and passed out..at least I thought I did. I was startled when I found myself spooning the sublet in her room in the AM. I slipped out of bed and went for a coffee run.
When I got back she tells me that I slipped into her bed last night and we slept together and that I was her first as she sips on my coffee even though I got her one. I could feel the deuce hit my pants as she said the words "you took my virginity". I have 0 recollection of this and now she's into me and acting like a girlfriend. I have to see her everyday for 4 months. I charged my dead phone and I got a bunch of texts and missed calls from my best friend about asking us to quiet down and that she didn't understand why I was giving her mixed signals...turns out she fell asleep in my room after the party waiting for me but I didn't show up. I mistook the sublets room as my own and boned my the sublet. My best friend heard everything that went down and wasn't pleased because she was/is into me. I royally fucked myself over
So, did you learn your lesson about drinking too much?
ReplyDeleteCool story bro
ReplyDeleteWhoa thats fucked.
ReplyDeleteCool. Do it again.
ReplyDeleteThis happened.
ReplyDeletedo you feel good about your made up shit life
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ReplyDeleteJust missing the green text OP
ReplyDeleteClassic, now fuck both of them going forward. Ask the other about going to dinner and go to her place. Done. Good work.
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