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Updated on Tuesday, May 19

#20949

OMG: One of the sublets (girl) in my house had a party last night. I (dude) got black out and passed out..at least I thought I did. I was startled when I found myself spooning the sublet in her room in the AM. I slipped out of bed and went for a coffee run.
When I got back she tells me that I slipped into her bed last night and we slept together and that I was her first as she sips on my coffee even though I got her one. I could feel the deuce hit my pants as she said the words "you took my virginity". I have 0 recollection of this and now she's into me and acting like a girlfriend. I have to see her everyday for 4 months. I charged my dead phone and I got a bunch of texts and missed calls from my best friend about asking us to quiet down and that she didn't understand why I was giving her mixed signals...turns out she fell asleep in my room after the party waiting for me but I didn't show up. I mistook the sublets room as my own and boned my the sublet. My best friend heard everything that went down and wasn't pleased because she was/is into me. I royally fucked myself over
 

9 comments

  1. So, did you learn your lesson about drinking too much?

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  2. Cool story bro

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  3. Whoa thats fucked.

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  4. Cool. Do it again.

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  5. This happened.

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  6. do you feel good about your made up shit life

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  7. Just missing the green text OP

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  8. Classic, now fuck both of them going forward. Ask the other about going to dinner and go to her place. Done. Good work.

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