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Updated on Monday, May 11

#20946

OMG: Hey folks. Can we not smash beer bottles on pedestrian and nearby areas? I'm afraid of riding bikes because I see broken glasses everywhere. Thanks.

14 comments

  1. Yup! Also remember that there are lots of people and children in sandals and lots of people walking their dogs. A little piece of glass can really hurt a pooch.

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  2. Damn bottle kids...

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    1. IM FRIGGEN TELLING

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    2. Duck, Phil! Bottle kids!

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    3. I FORGIVE U!

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  3. People who smash bottles on sidewalks would also enjoy hearing your pain. This post only encourages this behaviour.

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  4. Just ride on the road, that's where you belong anyways

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  5. It's probably those blacks, they enjoy that sort of thing. But don't try telling anyone that otherwise you'll be targeted by rabid feminists, who don't actually care about women but will want to ruin your life for not being a SJW like them.

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    1. https://youtu.be/_RC0EjsUbDU?t=7m12s

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  6. Damned bottle smashing hooligans!

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  7. Hi, my name is Maaz, and I like to apply the gauze. I am first aid trained, so when you're in pain, you can come see me for applause.

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