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Updated on Thursday, April 23

#20905

OMG: Roses are red,
And people are salty,
With useless whining,
About Feds being faulty.

There is tireless work,
By volunteers and staff,
All the belly-aching,
Simply gives them a laugh.

Events and services,
Advocacy too,
Plenty of work done,
for UWaterloo.

So if you want to see change,
And want Feds to be fixed,
Don't just complain,
And quit being a bitch.

20 comments

  1. Minor props for the message about not just complaining.
    Major props for it being a poem.

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  5. Is fighting snark with snark the best approach?

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  6. Umm it'll take sometime to get to the top but it'll get there

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  7. Exactly what I want from what is supposed to be a professional organization representing me as a student, a passive aggressive group that can't take well deserved criticism.

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    1. "Feds suck lol" is not criticism, it's whining.

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  8. All these comments about poetic Maaz being censored. Cute. We know who the mods are aligned with.

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    1. ^You have not done anything to contradict his point.

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    2. Inb4 Maaz is a mod.

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    3. We all know Maaz is 2 letters away from maize and that this is a corny pun to be making.

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  9. "In a FEDS Office of the SLC"

    The apparition of these employees for students;
    Posters on a wet, dark bathroom wall.

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  10. Nope not aligning my car with yours

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  11. Ok fine. U speak english or what. Cmon. Everyone wants feds sp. Go get it!

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  12. Hi legal immigrant here:
    1) getting here is the hard part
    2) wish that the trip could be shortened by boat
    3) right and big eyes!!!

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  13. My balls are salty

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