You do me and I do you, poke your mons! Gotta fuck 'em all.
We should come up with good responses for these people. - Age is just a number, I'll find someone and settle down on my own terms. Thank you.- I can't date and marry right now because I'm too busy pursuing my dreams as a full-time treehouse dweller.
Especially if you're some fat bitch. Like seriously, give her some advice that will help.
>Not telling them you're squatting with a 93 year-old who is ready to die and leave you the inheritance.
Make a baby itll last longer
ugh this happens a lot more after you've graduated and you can't exactly tell them about your tinder "dates"
"dates" as in you're embarrassed by the fact you're using internet technology to find a mate? or "dates" as in you use internet technology to find people to give it up to because you're easy?
You do me and I do you, poke your mons! Gotta fuck 'em all.
ReplyDeleteWe should come up with good responses for these people.
ReplyDelete- Age is just a number, I'll find someone and settle down on my own terms. Thank you.
- I can't date and marry right now because I'm too busy pursuing my dreams as a full-time treehouse dweller.
Especially if you're some fat bitch. Like seriously, give her some advice that will help.
ReplyDelete>Not telling them you're squatting with a 93 year-old who is ready to die and leave you the inheritance.
ReplyDeleteMake a baby itll last longer
ReplyDeleteugh this happens a lot more after you've graduated and you can't exactly tell them about your tinder "dates"
ReplyDelete"dates" as in you're embarrassed by the fact you're using internet technology to find a mate? or "dates" as in you use internet technology to find people to give it up to because you're easy?
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