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OMG: What's the deal with guys drinking french vanilla? Honestly grow a pair and move on to double double at least. Our society is just becoming more and more feminine.

30 comments

  1. If you're gendering drink choices, you have way too much time on your hands.

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  2. I know! Vanilla is a women's flavour. Our society is clearly doomed.

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  3. lol i'm a feminine dude who loves french vanillas and i probably have 10x as much sex as you

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    1. That's still 0 - get 420 no scoped bitch!

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  4. have had sex with men who drink french vanillas. best sex i've ever had

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  5. This is honestly one of the most retarded posts. So guys can only drink stuff that tastes like shit? Fuck, may as well drink ass juice then!!

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  6. Guess 3 was refering to sex with guys. French Vanilla is kind of a sissy's drink, but so is double-double. If you can't handle the genuine taste of coffee, just don't fuckin' drink it at all. Stick to hot chocolate.

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  7. Do you know whats not manly? Needing coffee to wake the fuck up!

    See this also sounds ridiculous, let people do what they want bruh!

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  8. What a racist comment! What does the vanilla being french have to do with society becoming more feminine?

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  9. "Our society is just becoming more and more feminine."
    OP you say that as if it's a bad thing. I suggest you grow a pair and do something courageous like calling out violence against women on campus. That'd be a most manly deed.

    Now enjoy your latte or whatever the fuck, and kick some woman-hater's ass.

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  10. French vanilla tastes sweet like women; a taste that I have grown fond of during my many trips down a lady. Tim Horton's double double is what I'd imagine man's dirty asshole would taste like, and that my friend, is pretty gay.

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  11. If you think the type of coffee you drink threatens your masculinity, you probably need to man up.

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  12. French Vanilla is a drink that if properly made is a high end coffee that shows a person's willingness to enjoy the finer things in life.

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  13. I like my coffee like I like my women... bitter and murky

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  14. LOL

    what if girls get black coffee? will it be equal then?

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    1. No, that would be wrong too, unless they're butch. /s

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  15. was gonna rate this as a trash post but i see that it has 69 votes and i don't want to ruin that

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  16. Yo, it's not trash. Trash is a garbage man.

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  17. > Move on to double double at least

    Start drinking battery acid, pussy wimp bitch.

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  18. Eat spinach and Popeye up!

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  19. double double is not even coffee.. 2 creams is nasty

    black w 1 sugar

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    1. Get on my level and drink straight black.

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  20. World's going to hell in hand basket when men start drinking French Vanillas.

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  21. Food flavors are tied to masculinity/femininity now?
    Of course, I use the word "food" loosely here. This isn't a case of men shouldn't drink them because they're apparently feminine. Nobody should drink them because they're pure sugary garbage.

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  22. Next, you're going to tell me to give up Palm Bays and Malibu. I drink what I want!

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    1. Palm Bay? Ugh. When real men want a sweet delicious summer beverage they drink Mike's.

      (Only partially joking, personally not a fan of Palm Bay, but anyone that calls me out for drinking Mike's in the summer can suck it)

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  23. Or just let people drink what they want, and be more secure in your own masculinity OP. I'm sensing a lot of projection.

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