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Updated on Wednesday, April 1

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OMG: Waterloo announces new policy, setting targets for percent female enrollment, promises to include new 'hotness' threshold for new applicants. 'We need to give the male students at this bleak shithole something to live for' said President and Vice-Chancellor Dr. Feridun Hamdullahpur.


13 comments

  1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 9:16 PM

    April fool jokes aren't supposed to be depressing you know ...

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  2. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 9:26 PM

    This isn't funny.. its just dumb

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  3. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 10:24 PM

    This is some of the most sexist shit I've read on this site, and I've been around since 2010.

    You're a fucking awful human being.

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    1. AnonymousApril 1, 2015 at 11:48 PM

      stfu

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    2. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 12:22 AM

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/creepshots, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying "check your privilege". I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cis-sexist pig. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic subreddit. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum.

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    3. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 10:29 AM

      @ ^ 3.b - The comment is in my top 5 best comments I've ever read online. You're a gem, whoever you are. Keep on keeping

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    4. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 1:34 PM

      ^ It's clearly copypasta...

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    5. AnonymousApril 7, 2015 at 6:35 AM

      3c confirmed for literal retard

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  4. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 9:26 AM

    Women don't exist for your pleasure you shitbag. Never mind that you'll never get any from them anyway.

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    1. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 10:29 AM

      You're right. They exist for my displeasure

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    2. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 4:24 PM

      That was a truly inspired zinger, 4.a

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  5. AnonymousApril 2, 2015 at 10:45 AM

    They are here to leave you with a nasty scar.

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