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#20680

OMG: Many years ago, I spent several years devising a plan to end all human life. Why? Because I thought humanity had fallen and would end all life if not stopped. While I definitely have a viable way of ending all human life, I would rather sit in the background and watch with a bowl of popcorn as humanity more rapidly fries itself to death.

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  1. http://i.imgur.com/MI8hW12.gifv

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  2. 'While I definitely have a viable way of ending all human life'

    Do it for the sake of the planet. I'll kick the bucket so long as everyone else does.

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  3. Hope you choke on a kernel

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  4. you are autistic as fuck

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  5. I think ur confusing real life with ur videogame boy

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  6. Wow, arrogant *and* unintelligent!

    About a moment of Googling will give you a number of ways to reliably wipe humanity off the planet. Indeed, that was a major concern of this widely studied thing called "The Cold War." There's even a number of movies produced about it! Shocking, I know!

    Who appointed you as the sole judge and arbiter of the fate of humanity? For a university student to conclude he has the opinion that matters in the judgment of mankind leads me to believe you're a bitter child with zero perspective. You can try to appeal to my sense of nihilism, little one, but you first must come to understand that you are not the only individual capable of independent thought. That's a level of maturity I'd expect from a child.

    Come back to us when you've developed enough philosophical background such that you're not arguing that you alone are entitled to make a judgment that affects 7 billion.

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  7. *sweat pours down his fat-padded brow, his fedora wrenched low on his head as he types. His scraggly, pubey neckbeard bristles with ire. His cheetos-stained fingers pound the filthy keys.*

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  8. You didn't devise anything, you're just remembering this from ten years ago.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW3jyZRDlII

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  9. Don't cut yourself on that edge, little guy

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  10. little kid playing as Omnipotent Being

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