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Updated on Thursday, March 12

#20665

OMG: I have a problem. Most of the women I find attractive either look like a female cousin... or my mom. I'll admit I have uber hot relatives, but I really hope this is normal. Note: I have no feelings of sexual attraction, or arousal, to my female cousins or mother.

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  1. Ever hear the quote from Hamlet, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"? Meaning, you're trying too hard to deny something, which is a subconscious way of saying you're actually into that thing and are in denial. What I'm trying to tell you is we're on to your sick incestuous wants.

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  2. Incest? In what wey?

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  3. This is hilarious. Maybe you were raised to only see beauty in one way and that one way only applies to your family and those you who coincidentally look like them.

    Makes me glad when parents teach their kids that beauty comes in many forms.

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    1. Could be. I come from a good-looking family though.

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  4. People have pointed out to me many times that my fiance looks a lot like my dad. I don't think of my father as attractive, but now I can see the similarities. Human nature maybe. Oedipus complex?

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  5. There is actually a scientific explanation for this. It is actually very common for woman to marry men that look like their dads, or for men to marry woman that look like their mom's. We have evolved as a species to select members of the opposite sex that our brains think are physically fit to bread with. For generations our families have likely selected people with similar physical traits that we have evolved to seek. It is a natural occurrence that exists within our DNA. It relates to how men are can be attracted to woman with larger breasts/bums because they appear to be more fertile or a healthier match for childbearing. Or how woman are attracted to men with larger muscles because strength can ensure better survival. A lot of what we are attracted to as humans has been handed down through our genes for generations.

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  6. The solution to your problem is to fuck your mom. Once you're over her, you can move on to anyone else.

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  7. It's okay dude, we're all into your mom.

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