OMG UW: #20633

Updated on Thursday, March 5

#20633

OMG: Some dude came up to me and told me I didn't need pills to succeed and then walked away, like chill bro, I'm lactose intolerant and I'm just taking some lactase pills for my coffee, mind your own business

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AnonymousMarch 6, 2015 at 12:30 AM
OP I agree with the bro. You don't need pills to succeed in passing gas after that latte.
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AnonymousMarch 7, 2015 at 12:05 AM
You should have just looked him in the eye and said "relax bro, these are just my heroin capsules. I pop 3 a day so I don't die". That guy will never question anyone's actions that don't involve him ever again.
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AnonymousMarch 8, 2015 at 8:44 PM
this is the only good post i've seen on omguw in 4 years
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