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Updated on Thursday, March 5


OMG: Some dude came up to me and told me I didn't need pills to succeed and then walked away, like chill bro, I'm lactose intolerant and I'm just taking some lactase pills for my coffee, mind your own business


  1. OP I agree with the bro. You don't need pills to succeed in passing gas after that latte.

  2. You should have just looked him in the eye and said "relax bro, these are just my heroin capsules. I pop 3 a day so I don't die". That guy will never question anyone's actions that don't involve him ever again.

  3. this is the only good post i've seen on omguw in 4 years