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#20626

OMG: My girlfriend didn't know a giving a bj does not involve teeth. Now I'm in the hospital with a nasty scar.


8 comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 3, 2015 at 11:47 PM

    That blows

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    1. AnonymousMarch 6, 2015 at 8:54 AM

      Nothing like a good BJ pun!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 4, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    She must be a Luis Suarez fan. Make sure she gets a red card for this.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 4, 2015 at 10:16 PM

      Suarez didn't get a red card for biting, but he did get a 4 month suspension so the biter in this case should get a 4 month sentence.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 4, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    are you sure you're not dating t swift?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 5, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    That's why I date old women with no teeth. Gummers are bliss.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 14, 2015 at 1:31 PM

    LOL so sad but so funny.
    Get better soon buddy :)

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  6. AnonymousMarch 15, 2015 at 2:37 PM

    now I'm glad I don't have girlfriend lol

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