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#20626

OMG: My girlfriend didn't know a giving a bj does not involve teeth. Now I'm in the hospital with a nasty scar.

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    1. Nothing like a good BJ pun!

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  2. She must be a Luis Suarez fan. Make sure she gets a red card for this.

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    1. Suarez didn't get a red card for biting, but he did get a 4 month suspension so the biter in this case should get a 4 month sentence.

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  3. are you sure you're not dating t swift?

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  4. That's why I date old women with no teeth. Gummers are bliss.

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  5. LOL so sad but so funny.
    Get better soon buddy :)

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  6. now I'm glad I don't have girlfriend lol

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