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Updated on Thursday, February 26

#20600

OMG: Why do fat people have to take up a seat and a half on busses? It's not fair for me to have to deal with a half seat. Lose some goddamn weight

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  1. #firstworldproblems

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    1. http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/05/two-thirds-of-the-worlds-obese-people-now-live-in-developing-countries/371834/

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  2. i wonder if there has ever been a study done that tries to correlate obesity with lower intelligence i am really curious if there would be any sort of link

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  3. Take another seat, you fucking whiner.

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    1. Bring me a white rose

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    2. Successful whale watching

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  4. What if they are already in the process of losing weight, OP, and are actually half the size they used to be? Have you ever considered that, or do you think weight loss is something that happens immediately?

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    1. I'm sorry, they shouldn't have fucking gotten that big in the first place. We hold people in way too high esteem who fixed their bad habits.

      Where is my congrats for never having gotten fat? Where is my congrats for never getting addicted to heroin?

      It's all bs.

      If you're fat I don't care about you losing weight and only when you get to a healthy size, I'll go back to feeling neutral about you instead of holding contempt.

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  5. Why don't you prove how much more fit you are by standing OP? Problem solved.

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    1. definitely a fatty ^

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  6. Fatty shaming and Fatties getting mad. This is good ol' omguw.

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  7. Perhaps if transit transportation was based on the anatomy of an average North American rather than Asian we would have better seating arrangements. I am tall and have broad shoulders and easily take up two seats even though I'm in better shape than 95% of UW population (I've seen how doughy you all are).

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    1. Same here, except I have a bit of a spare tire. My shoulders take up at least 1.5 seats, but the rest of me takes up at most one seat. Once I sat at the back of the bus where there was 5 seats across, and the two people on either side of me had to lean sideways. They were friends, so they understood, but I felt bad.

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  8. OP... you are a terrible person.

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  9. manspreading anyone?

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  10. OP, how about you grow up and stop whining? It's not the fat people who take up all the space, there are tall, broad shshouldered guys, there are people with alot of bags etc and then there are sick whiners like yourself who suck the air out of every room they enter. Or bus.

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