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Updated on Wednesday, February 25

#20596

OMG: Being a male Adonis is difficult walking around UW. I feel the stares of all the women I pass bore into me with such ferocity that I question where are others worth my time and effort? I apologize for making UW more humid than what should be.

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  1. there's such a thing as a female adonis?

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  2. Nice try, Living Pimple. I, the Aqua Jet Skin Force Master am on to you. I must do what I can to clear the world of your putrid pimply power.

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  3. Ahh good ol' CLAS 104 getting to your head

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  4. "male Adonis" is redundant. 2/10 troll effort.

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  5. IRL you're probably a 40% BF beta neckbeard

    Back in my day trolling used to mean something

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  6. If i were to choose between world domination and females id choose world domination

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    1. because world domination would also include women domination because women is subset of world

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  7. Not even gonna comment on OPs blatant troll or my own attractiveness, but UW has such a high concentration of weird and/or ugly kids. Where the hot girls at? I'm assuming Laurier...

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    1. I'm a hot girl and I've definitely thought the same about the UW boys ... I mostly date Laurier boys just so I don't have to wade through the masses of gross and/or socially awkward.

      In before "if you say you're hot you probably aren't!"

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    2. Is 7.a. also a slut? Many ugly girls at uw too

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    3. I've only dated girls from Laurier, I don't have anything against UW, just that's what happened. Probably something to do with the gender ratios and how close our campuses and student neighborhoods are.

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    4. @7.a: "I'm a hot girl." You sound pretty down to earth hahaha

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  8. Laurier girls? Eh. Ladies at Western and U of T are amazing.

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