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Updated on Sunday, February 22

#20568

OMG:
Just had a luxury wank (where you masturbate with a condom) and the condom broke in about 20 seconds. All I can think about is what if I used that one for real, and how I wouldn't have known it broke if it wasn't for my fingers feeling it.

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  1. what brand was it :/

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  2. why would you even

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  3. It broke because you tried masturbating with it on instead of having sex, not because it was defective.

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  4. You must be lonely, although i did do the same with the condom in my orientation bag in 1st year because I never got lucky that term either.

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  5. What do you think went wrong?

    Maybe it was your death grip. Maybe you clipped it with a sharp piece of nail?

    Come on man, you're at university, use the scientific method! You should masturbate at least 100 more times and analyze the data and come (cum) to any conclusions.

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  6. They shouldn't break if you put them on right. Squeeze the air out of the tip and hold it while you roll it up. Don't shove it on like a dirty sock.

    They teach you this shit with bananas in like grade 7. No excuse dude.

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    1. They don't teach this condom-on-banana stuff if you went to Catholic school.

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    2. fucking government funded catholic schools.

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