Just had a luxury
wank (where you masturbate with a condom) and the condom broke in about
20 seconds. All I can think about is what if I used that one for real,
and how I wouldn't have known it broke if it wasn't for my fingers
feeling it.
Maybe it was your death grip. Maybe you clipped it with a sharp piece of nail?
Come on man, you're at university, use the scientific method! You should masturbate at least 100 more times and analyze the data and come (cum) to any conclusions.
what brand was it :/
ReplyDeletewhy would you even
ReplyDeleteIt broke because you tried masturbating with it on instead of having sex, not because it was defective.
ReplyDeleteYou must be lonely, although i did do the same with the condom in my orientation bag in 1st year because I never got lucky that term either.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think went wrong?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was your death grip. Maybe you clipped it with a sharp piece of nail?
Come on man, you're at university, use the scientific method! You should masturbate at least 100 more times and analyze the data and come (cum) to any conclusions.
They shouldn't break if you put them on right. Squeeze the air out of the tip and hold it while you roll it up. Don't shove it on like a dirty sock.
ReplyDeleteThey teach you this shit with bananas in like grade 7. No excuse dude.
They don't teach this condom-on-banana stuff if you went to Catholic school.
Deletefucking government funded catholic schools.
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