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Updated on Tuesday, February 17

#20560

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For Reading Week, I decided to go on vacation with my boyfriend and his family. His grandparents have a place in Florida, and I felt like it would be nice to get away together. Worst decision ever! Day 2: he gets a slights sunburn and starts sleeping all day, leaving me alone with his velociraptor grandparents and his red neck siblings. Agony!

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  1. If I can go to a club and dance with a sunburn that has blistered all over my shoulders/back, and I have to be bandaged to protect my clothes, he can deal with a slight sunburn. Slap his burn (this will wake him up), tell him to man up because you can't deal with his family alone, and get his ass out of bed.

    I know you are not supposed to slap a sunburn, but he is being a wimp.

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    1. "Slap his burn..."

      For a sec, I read "burn" as "bum". Either one would work, though!

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  2. i guess sunburn is how their necks turned red

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  3. sounds like a real winner!

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  4. You sound like a real cunt. Buddy wants one day of rest after bringing you all the way to Florida with his family, on a vacation he takes probably only once a year if he's lucky, wanting you to be a part of his life and you get bitchy?
    God you're a winner aren't you? How about you simmer down, enjoy being somewhere warm with people who like you and pray to God your boyfriend doesn't see this, dump your ungrateful ass and leave you in Florida!

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    1. "One day of rest after bringing you all the way to Florida" It's not like he carried her. They planned to spend the week together and he is just sleeping all day. She expected a weekend with her boyfriend, and now she is left to deal with his family alone.

      And she clearly isn't somewhere with people who she likes, besides the guy spending all day in bed.

      I think you are jealous that they have a place to go that is warm and that they are in a relationship, which you obviously don't have either.

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    2. To clarify, he spent - in total - three days mostly unconscious so I had no one to talk to and no one to buffer the constant "Just bomb the Middle East!" type of idiocy.

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  5. I go on vacation with my family all the time. I was really old when they took me to disney land. how embarrassing

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    1. I was glad when mine finally decided to skip the yearly Disney trip and switch it to Universal.

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