Updated on Thursday, February 5
OMG: My three laurier, chinese international roommates are the absolute worst. They game until 6am every night, have friends over every single day, and smoke inside even though I asked them repeatedly not to. The only good part is I get silence from morning until 3pm, when they slowly stumble out of bed. Fuck my life.
nothing has ever not happened as much as this did not happen
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DeleteThis doesn't sound that unlikely... I know people like that.
DeleteThis sounds very likely, I know of cases like this.
DeletePlease go back to reddit
Deletefucking derivative reddit faggots. you're all the same, just parrot some more memes and movie quotes, you fucking vegetable
DeleteDo a Team Fusion dance, and merge the assholes into a giant Maaz. Actually, that's a bad idea, it would make things even worse.
ReplyDeleteBuy some speakers and start blasting music as soon as you wake up
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/EehaFxD7XKY
ReplyDeleteYou need to do this... Assert your dominance.
LOL that was great. Thanks for the laugh!
DeleteYellow power!
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ReplyDeletei lived with some kids from hongkong and they did the exact same thing
them starcraft 2 siege tanks going off through their speakers...
Buy multiple smoke detectors and spread them liberally throughout the apartment. Watch in amusement as the smoking sets off the alarms and they flail around...
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