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Updated on Thursday, February 5

#20479

OMG: My three laurier, chinese international roommates are the absolute worst. They game until 6am every night, have friends over every single day, and smoke inside even though I asked them repeatedly not to. The only good part is I get silence from morning until 3pm, when they slowly stumble out of bed. Fuck my life.

13 comments

  1. nothing has ever not happened as much as this did not happen

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    1. {{Citation needed}}

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    2. This doesn't sound that unlikely... I know people like that.

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    3. This sounds very likely, I know of cases like this.

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    4. Please go back to reddit

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    5. fucking derivative reddit faggots. you're all the same, just parrot some more memes and movie quotes, you fucking vegetable

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  2. Do a Team Fusion dance, and merge the assholes into a giant Maaz. Actually, that's a bad idea, it would make things even worse.

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  3. Buy some speakers and start blasting music as soon as you wake up

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  4. http://youtu.be/EehaFxD7XKY

    You need to do this... Assert your dominance.

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    1. LOL that was great. Thanks for the laugh!

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  5. truth

    i lived with some kids from hongkong and they did the exact same thing

    them starcraft 2 siege tanks going off through their speakers...

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  6. Buy multiple smoke detectors and spread them liberally throughout the apartment. Watch in amusement as the smoking sets off the alarms and they flail around...

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