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Updated on Thursday, February 5

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OMG: Omg Asian students PLEASE chew with your mouths closed! I don't want to look at your chewed up food or hear you smack your lips and food around or slurp that shit up. They need to teach this in international student welcome week: Canadian food etiquette

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  1. Asian-Canadian is an ethnicity. Do not think you should be judging an entire continent from one group of students who eat without manners. I am not disagreeing with your post, just perhaps you should not generalize a multitudinous race into one group.

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    1. Asian-Canadian is not an ethnicity.

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  2. Omg non-asian students PLEASE chew with your mouths open! I do want to look at your chewed up food to make sure digestion is 100% efficient. We NEED to hear smacking of your lips so we know you are eating according to the standards given by the mainland government. Food NEED to go around and slurp inside the open mouth for PROOF OF DIGESTION. We need to teach non-asian this crucial asian etiquette

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    1. this is an amazing comment

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    2. uh no, this is a shitty comment. we're in canada, so abide by canadian cultural customs. If we visited china or south korea we'd follow their cultural customs there.

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    3. @2b, Would you really? I'm pretty sure you'd still complain about how gross it is that everyone chews with their mouths open over there.

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    4. 2b is right. This is a pretty shit attempt at satire.

      In response to 2c: The fact is that we're not in China or Korea because we didn't choose to study there. If we had gone there and then totally ignored the cultural customs, we would be shitty guests. When you are in Canada you should grow accustomed to Canadian manners.

      If you saw someone blowing their nose in their sleeve, wouldn't you be disgusted? It doesn't matter if thats part of their culture. Its fucking disgusting.

      Canadians are generally fairly accommodating people. We welcome immigrants and we recognize that they contribute an incredible amount, but we're not going to subject ourselves to customs that clash with our own.

      If you want to chew with your mouth open, do it in the privacy of your home.

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  3. Nah it's worse with those hair brown women. They turn me off real fast. So disgusting. I wish they'd go back to their shit hole countries with their disgusting manors.

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    1. I didn't know brown people lived in manors!

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  4. A vote for Team Fusion means that Feds staff needs to put up with this shit in the lunch room.

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  5. it oxygenates the food, and tastes better. Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

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  6. Seriously?! DO you really think that chewing food with mouth closed is just what Canadians do?! Not every Asian person does that first of all (this shouldn't even be said! it's too obvious that it sounds stupid)! It just called manners!! Not Canadian etiquette !!! Some people have it and some don't! You Ignorant Idiot! You think too much of yourself, your head might explode! tone it down a little!

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    1. It's amazing how ignorant you are
      It's not even considered rude in china/parts of asia so it has nothing to do with manners

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    2. @ 6 and 6.a - honestly just fuck off with the "OP is racist/stop generalizing an entire race" bullshit. a lot of chinese people chew with their mouths open. this is a FACT. enough of them do it for an accurate and entirely appropriate generalization to be made. just because it's not considered rude in some parts of china doesn't mean it's not fucking gross and unhygienic, im sure even OTHER CHINESE PEOPLE think it's gross too. i bet it's mostly gross or rural people who do it. im sure there are people who chew with their mouths open in other parts of the world too. and it's equally fucking gross. but it so happens that a fuckload of chinese people do it and are seen doing it around uw campus, and since when is chewing with mouths open considered "canadian"? im pretty sure almost everyone around the whole fucking world chews with their mouths closed cuz it's basic hygiene more than a cultural thing. sure many different cultures have many different habits that might be considered gross to other cultures. but there's just something inherently gross and wrong about seeing someone chewing food like a fucking animal with their mouth open, just accept it and accept the people who do it, including lots of uw chinese people, are just fucking gross for doing it

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  7. If they chewed with their mouths closed they wouldn't be able to talk at the same time.

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  8. Chew with your mouth open or closed, I don't care - just don't make NOISE when you chew. I think this is the gripe with most people who try to study on campus and have to put up with constant smacking and slurping.

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