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Updated on Friday, January 2

#20334

OMG: am I the only guy who thinks that tinder is gross and disgutsing? go out side and talk to ladies face to face like a gentleman. not some gross teenager who grunts and says to himself "you'll do" while swiping on some girl that youve never met's pic

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  1. Hey, OP. So here's the thing: People like different things at different times in different ways. Also, there's nothing wrong with mutually agreed upon convenient sex with no strings. We are physical beings with primal urges and better this than people taking out their frustration in unhealthy ways.

    You also sound a bit butthurt for some reason.

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    1. This fucking culture of needing sex and having primal urges is bullshit. Keep your cock/stank ass pussy in your pants until you meet somebody proper and have an actual emotional connection with them. No strings attached sex is just fucking retarded. Go beat off you dumb fuck.

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    2. @1.a
      The concept of primal urges isn't bullshit, it's science. Plus this culture of needing sex is sort of induced by the media so try to cut people a little slack.
      P.S. I don't mean to make sex in the media sound like an excuse that makes it totally okay to act a certain way; just pointing it out as a factor that influences society.

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    3. Really 1a? Just because you were (presumably) raised to have your sexuality repressed does not mean NSA sex is "retarded." We are animals. Animals have sex drives just like hunger and thirst. I enjoy casual sex and so do my partners so there really isn't anything fucking wrong with it. You can have the kind of relationships you want, but you do not get to tell me what kind of relationships I should have.

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    4. Sure we're animals but we have the capacity for higher reasoning and impulse control. Agree that NSA sex is retarded. If you're having safe sex I guess it's not completely retarded. Unprotected sex feels a million times better though which is why monogomy + birth control with a trusted partner is superior for maximizing pleasure and minimizing babies and diseases. How can you trust someone that you have no emotional connection with? It's basically just mutual masturbation at that point with very high risk attached. Even if you're a loser who can't find a relationship, solo masturbation is better than that when you account for pleasure and risk.

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  2. You sound like a bitch trying too hard to sound sensitive

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  3. "while swiping on some girl that youve never met's pic"
    Do you think girls' tinder is a different app? Hint: it's the exact same app. They swipe based on appearance as well. When girls do it, you have no problem. But if it's a guy, "gross teenager". Stop with the double standards. Stop trying to be a white knight. Step down from your high horse and stop giving people shit for judging when you're judging even harder.

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  4. you forgot to tip your fedora

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  5. you're just dressing it up

    it's the same thing underneath so why pretend?

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  8. Someone's butthurt no one swiped them right on Tinder.

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  9. I may be a Beta male myself, but m'lady sounds like she has chased too many red pill alpha douches on tinder.Perhaps if you were an intellectual you would stop friendzoning all the uncircumcised intelligent men like me. If M'lady had laid these queries upon myself, I would have bowed gracefully tipping ever-so-genuinely and declared "Until my last breath" without caveat. I imagine admiring m'lady's curvy figure and her innovative approach at displaying poetry on the interwebs which I am the master of. If only you realized the men close to you like me that are of High class, Gentle Disposition and Mainstream Wit. You would be swooned. *Tipping intenifies

    Signed - Jack The Tipper

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    1. you are overcomplicating things
      penis goes into vagina, ok?

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    2. Or the butthole

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