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#20253

OMG: The world would be such a better place if everyone could chew with their mouth closed.

19 comments

  1. Opening your mouth while chewing allows your food to oxygenate, it enhances the flavour, much like letting wine breathe before drinking.

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    1. Thanks Boyle

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    2. Well nobody wants to see your regurgitated dog shit aerated in your mouth, so shut your fucking mouth when you eat

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    3. This is bullshit. Shut your mouth.

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    4. how would you know? Don't harp it till you try it.

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  2. I learned most of asia doesn't consider opening your mouth when chewing as being rude
    different cultures and different nurture

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  3. The world would be a much better place if rude and mannerless people got a punch in the head every now and then. Not to sound like a childish dick, but people are rude because they're are just no consequences. How things are: I do something rude, you call me out on it, I tell you to go fuck yourself, and you do nothing cause they're is no other recourse, I continue on being a dickhead. How things should be: I do something rude, you call me out on it, I tell you to go fuck yourself, you punch me square in the face, I reconsider my dickheaded ways since there are clear consequences for not.

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    1. There's consequences that you don't see immediately. For example in a business setting, people who are rude will not generally be promoted where they might have to deal with clients. I know I sure as shit wouldn't bring someone who has improper table manners to a dinner meeting.

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    2. 4.a This. It's often hard to see this kind of long term consequence right away, but if you actively look for it it's easy to spot how small choices do make a difference in the long run.

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  4. Nuit Blanche here: I think spanking can only go so far. The rest u need to let mother nature take its course. I think that since bad ppl cannot be trusted u need to make them earn respect.

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  5. The world would be a better place if people were more understanding. What you consider as rude may not be to someone living in another country. Learn to live with that fact.

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    1. Totally. I mean why put in any effort trying to respect another culture while you're living in it. Fuckwad.

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  6. Looking at you, asians..

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  7. Respect other people's culture please

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    1. I'll respect your culture when I'm in your country. When you're in Canada, you chew with you mouth closed.

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    2. 8a +1. 8, go fuck yourself.

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