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#20308

OMG: this happened like earlier this term, but i never knew penises could be so small. i know it's waterloo and asians galore and all, but i still never encountered one that was maybe 3 inches being generous. this guy wasn't even asian! gah worst sex ever. to be fair everything he did without his penis sucked even more, like his kissing and hand stuff and i can't even believe i went though with it. ughhh makes me nauseous just thinking about it


29 comments

  1. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 1:40 PM

    that's what u get for being a thirst ratchet thot...

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  2. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 2:28 PM

    you're a bitch.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    this happened like earlier this term, but i never knew boobs could be so small. i know it's waterloo and whores and all, but i still never encountered ones that was maybe mosquito bites being generous. this girl wasn't even woman! gah worst sex ever. to be fair everything she did without her body sucked even more, like her kissing and hand stuff and i can't even believe i went though with it. ughhh makes me nauseous just thinking about it

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  4. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 3:00 PM

    fedora white men going to rage comment, black man passing by

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  5. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 3:09 PM

    I got an average sized willy and I'm half decent at hand stuff

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  6. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 4:11 PM

    If he wasn't even asian, why did you bother mentioning asians in your post. It was unnecessary.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 4:19 PM

    3"? ahahahahahaahahahaha nearly tripled you bro

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    1. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 6:10 PM

      U can take my virginity anyday

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    2. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 9:59 PM

      ahahahahahaahahahaha not even 1/3 of you, Bro from another mot

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  8. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    OP left out the part about her being ugly, settling for the person she described - also making her pathetic

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    1. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 11:37 PM

      Let the insecure straight men commenting commence

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  9. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    She is definitely NOT ugly. What's wrong with the settlement anyway? -i hear she attracts alot of hunnies.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 22, 2014 at 11:58 PM

    ?????????????? ppl believe this ?????????????????

    ???

    ??

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  11. AnonymousDecember 23, 2014 at 2:40 AM

    ayy lmao

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  12. AnonymousDecember 23, 2014 at 3:26 AM

    Nauseous? Really? If this is a real story, then you're making someone feel awful about his body, something he can't change.

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  13. AnonymousDecember 25, 2014 at 6:33 PM

    troll post? what's asians gotta do with anything if he wasn't even asian

    are you white? care to state your race?

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    1. AnonymousDecember 25, 2014 at 8:05 PM

      You're asking why she brought race into the question, then you go on to do exactly the same thing. Think about that.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 26, 2014 at 9:49 PM

      13a you're pretty slow for that to fly over your head

      it's called demonstrating to someone who isn't self-aware enough what they did so they can actually see their action in perspective

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  14. AnonymousDecember 26, 2014 at 3:08 AM

    Love how my posts are not approved when I submit here, and yet a racist post talking about penises is right at the top of the front page. Amazing.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 26, 2014 at 1:20 PM

    "Why are people so misogynist on this site", and then shit posts like this appear.... Jesus Christ.....

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  16. AnonymousDecember 26, 2014 at 9:42 PM

    COMMUNICATE! How the fuck is he supposed to know what he's doing is good or not if you don't tell him in some way - and then tell him what you like. Clearly you need to learn to communicate. Plus who's to say you weren't bad, either?

    Also he can't change his size. that's just incredibly rude.

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  17. AnonymousDecember 27, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    hi guys my p3nis is 1 inch and nw i fel rly bad :(

    pls halp

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  18. AnonymousDecember 27, 2014 at 9:50 PM

    Maybe you're just really loose?

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  19. AnonymousDecember 28, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    bill cosby

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2015 at 3:33 PM

    How do you ppl know this was a girl posting? Sounds like a guy to me.

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