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Updated on Tuesday, December 16

#20291

OMG: After 5 years in Waterloo, I've master opening the GRT bus doors in a single, smooth wave.

25 comments

  1. when i first came to uw, no one knew how to do the wave doors on the grt properly.... but now i keep seeing people have no clue what to do with the normal doors where you're just supposed to push on the handles. it's weird.

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  2. Karate Chop the doors. Always works.

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    1. Karate chop master race

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    2. I usually just stand behind a girl and nudge my erection into her butt until she manages to get the doors open

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    3. That's not as fun as just cuming on an unaware girl in leggings :)

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  3. Just push until they open from the sensors thinking something is trapped in the door.

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  4. Can't open the door to get off the bus, can't cross the ring road without getting hit, walk in front of the bus when it's leaving to try to stop it... the fuck is wrong with people... seriously?

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  5. I would really use any tips that you have, OP. If only those doors actually opened with my first wave. Moments before I'm about to approach my stop, I get this anxiety about if I'll even be able to get out of the bus... especially when there are a lot of people in the bus and I'm squished in between somewhere in the middle and my stop is not the one where many people get off.
    Thanks!

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  6. Step One: Put your hand in front of you with your palm down.
    Step Two: Move hand horizontally across with your fingers just grazing the doors.

    Waving as if to say hello to the doors is ineffective.

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  7. mastered this long ago: put your forearm straight in front of you (like you're holding a shield) and put it in front of the door. guaranteed to hit a censor

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  8. Just put your hand on the green circle and leave it there for a second or two. Works every time.

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  9. After 3 years in UW I got a car. Fuck transit. Dear god I never want to rely on that poverty shit again.

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    1. Just use the GRT, you pay for it regardless.

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    2. Typical socialist retort. It's so sad how ingrained that is in our culture.

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    3. Mate, I hope your car breaks down and that you have to walk everywhere. You yeasty cunt

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    4. Just keep perpetuation the stereotype. "Oh he has something better than me, I hope his thing breaks since I'm too pathetic to work for the same things".

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    5. Huh? What are you talking about mate? I own a car but I don't go around posting how taking the bus is "poverty shit", who are you to judge anyone that takes the bus? Merry Christmas you fucking goon

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    6. This poster just feels the need to try act superior to their own standing by having something as trivial as a vehicle for a status symbol, ie. a poverty breaker. Why get mad at them when they have such a miserable life anyways?

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    7. @f
      how do you know they have a miserable life
      stop trying to act superior :^)

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    8. hate to break it to you guys but the bus is poverty and you're all peasants

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  10. 9.e are you really too stupid to follow my replies? I'm not judging anyone who takes the bus. I'm saying buses are absolute shit (i.e poverty quality).

    9.f good try.. yes I pride myself on not being pathetic and working hard to get quality things. I do consider myself superior as well (intelligence and social skills). I certainly don't have a miserable life though, not sure how being superior and miserable would go together.

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    1. Easy to say behind a computer screen you beta squid

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    2. 10. you go to UW, can't even reply to a posting correctly, and can't form a competent rebuttal. It's okay son, keep trying.

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    3. 10.b Oh no I forgot to hit the reply button! I must be an idiot.

      That reply was competent. You're just incapable of letting yourself understand something that might offend your prejudices.

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    4. How could you forget? It asks a number of times for captchas and the like. Reeks of stupidity. Furrow your little brow and try to contemplate this.

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