This is what you do. Wait until you are sure no one is in the bathroom, and if at all possible, that no one is down the hall anywhere near the bathroom door.
When the coast is clear, get up, waddle over to the next stall, continue as normal. When someone comes in, they'll go in the other stall, see a clogged toilet.
BONUS: If they make an audible disgusted sound (e.g "gross!," you say "what?" and then laugh when they tell you its clogged. They'll recognize your voice, and be able to testify that you are in fact NOT GUILTY of clogging the toilet.
1 here. Just to clarify: when I say "waddle over", clean yourself up as best you can, and walk shuffle over to the other stall WITH YOUR PANTS ON. At least you won't be caught with your pants down (arguably worse).
This happened all the time when I had co-op with the government and the washrooms are really old. I do as @1, but as an extra courtesy, I lock the stall from the outside (circular knob design that you can lock/unlock with a coin or nimble fingers), effectively denying people access to the stall to people on first glance, leaving only the janitor to see it.
Next time when it happens again, you could pour hot water down the toilet and add some dish soap into the toilet bowl. let it settle for like 30 mins or so and try flushing again. I clogged my toilet 4 times at my shitty apartment on Albert Street last term and it worked!
This is what you do. Wait until you are sure no one is in the bathroom, and if at all possible, that no one is down the hall anywhere near the bathroom door.
ReplyDeleteWhen the coast is clear, get up, waddle over to the next stall, continue as normal. When someone comes in, they'll go in the other stall, see a clogged toilet.
BONUS: If they make an audible disgusted sound (e.g "gross!," you say "what?" and then laugh when they tell you its clogged. They'll recognize your voice, and be able to testify that you are in fact NOT GUILTY of clogging the toilet.
THIS. its a known fact anonymous internet is not good for advice, but this advice is A1 cant go wrong
Deletehaha I have to say this is pretty clever
Delete1 here. Just to clarify: when I say "waddle over", clean yourself up as best you can, and walk shuffle over to the other stall WITH YOUR PANTS ON. At least you won't be caught with your pants down (arguably worse).
ReplyDeletenah, my boss has walked around the office with just boxers on, wouldnt be that bad
DeleteRock out with your cock out! That's what I do to get dates. ;)
Deletei don't do that anymore...
DeleteWhy am i responding to a washroom "joke"?
ReplyDeleteThis happened all the time when I had co-op with the government and the washrooms are really old. I do as @1, but as an extra courtesy, I lock the stall from the outside (circular knob design that you can lock/unlock with a coin or nimble fingers), effectively denying people access to the stall to people on first glance, leaving only the janitor to see it.
ReplyDeleteOP here, I am at the government too, washrooms are really old. Someone always leaves the window open and its as cold as fuck in there.
DeleteNext time when it happens again, you could pour hot water down the toilet and add some dish soap into the toilet bowl. let it settle for like 30 mins or so and try flushing again. I clogged my toilet 4 times at my shitty apartment on Albert Street last term and it worked!
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