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Updated on Saturday, December 6

#20234

OMG: Damn, why do all the good girls have boyfriends already? :( -From a lonely 1A engineer

33 comments

  1. Lol these "relationships" are jokes. Make yourself better and those same girls will fuck you instead.

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  2. A lot of them are still in relationships from high school. Most of those don't last after 1B.

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  3. "1A engineer" is why youre single

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  4. It's a good thing they're in a relationship otherwise they'd have to tell you the truth, that you're just a beta bitch, when they turn you down.

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  5. lots of them are gonna break up soon before you know it if they've been dating their boyfriends since high school

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    1. which is exactly OPs chance to gracefully swoop in and get swiftly rejected.

      Or you can prove us wrong ;)

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  6. a good girl needs a good boy, and a badass needs a badass

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  7. maybe you need to be more sleazy

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    1. I recognize this reference

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  8. Take it from this 3B guy: Focus on making long lasting friendships in 1A. Relationships can wait.

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    1. ^agreed. Relationships end and you'll be stuck with no friends.

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  9. It is simply math, which as an engineer I would assume you would know. There are way more guys than girls at our school. Assuming a less than normal number of "good" guys, and a higher than normal number of "good" girls, there would still be more "good" guys than girls. Make yourself "great" instead of waiting for a "good" girl to lower her standards for you.

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    1. I wouldn't say there are "way more" guys than girls. In engineering? Yes. But it's not that bad for the whole campus.

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    2. @9a: I was about to make the same argument, but the demographic site shows there are a little over 5 males for every 4 females. That doesn't sound like a lot, but when you have 20k students, it's pretty noticeable.

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  10. What do you mean "good" girls? Good looking? Good personality? Good manners?

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  11. Good girls in as good manners and not loud, good looking as in they take selfies, and good personality as in not sassy

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    1. Anyone can take a selfie, you don't have to be good looking.

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    2. LOL love your logic
      take selfies = good looking

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    3. selfies = self-absorbed or attention-seeking. Omg look at this Starbucks coffee I just bought ;)

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    4. do you see a girl's beauty through an instagram filter or something?

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  12. Define "good girls". If you mean perfect 10 model material, there's a reason why you're still single.

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    1. lol. Because if you can't get a 10 then nobody else can right?
      - guy that dates 10s

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    2. lmao "guy that dates 10s"...right. 10 ugly girls more like.

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    3. ^projecting your insecurities is unbecoming

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  13. H-a-a-a.."good girls."
    Good one.
    What's next?
    "Good men."


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  14. cause you're a good girl and you know it....

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    1. you act so different around me...

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  15. Not all of us do :'(

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  16. not all of us girls do ;)

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  17. you gotta hang out in places aside from engineering buildings?? residence is a good place to meet girls :)

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