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Updated on Wednesday, December 3


OMG: I have a hemorrhoid and it won't go away. Darn you, spicy food.


  1. Gather warm/hot water in a bowl and go tea-bagging

  2. it rubs the lotion on its hemorrhoid or else it gets the hose again

  3. Just get some PrepH. I used it this one time a guy fucked me raw in the ass and didn't use lube, chafed me up something good, got a hemorrhoid the size of a cherry. Gone after like a week, week and a half with PrepH.