OMG UW: #20226

Updated on Wednesday, December 3

#20226

OMG: I have a hemorrhoid and it won't go away. Darn you, spicy food.

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AnonymousDecember 5, 2014 at 11:41 AM
Gather warm/hot water in a bowl and go tea-bagging
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AnonymousDecember 7, 2014 at 3:06 PM
it rubs the lotion on its hemorrhoid or else it gets the hose again
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AnonymousDecember 12, 2014 at 4:42 PM
Just get some PrepH. I used it this one time a guy fucked me raw in the ass and didn't use lube, chafed me up something good, got a hemorrhoid the size of a cherry. Gone after like a week, week and a half with PrepH.
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