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Updated on Wednesday, December 3


OMG: Why does it take 5 days to get my official transcripts...


  1. Because whiny bureaucratic turkeys need to make things more difficult so they can be stressed and fat.

  2. Because the Registrar's Office is one of the busiest offices on campus, trying to handle course registration conflicts, override forms, admissions, graduations, and paperwork requests for the entire campus with a relatively small staff? And because there are dozens of things in that long list of tasks that take priority over printing off your transcript on embossed paper, affixing the university seal to it, and putting it in a sealed envelope for you?