OMG: I heartily apologise to my roommates if they can hear my unintentionally loud moans. I played really loud music and bit down really hard on my pillow but it's been 5 days since I last masturbated. You can borrow my vibrator whenever you want.
Fabulous! Some awe-inspiring stuff you have got public here. I even have to confess your massive effort. Keep posting additional web log posts like this.
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ReplyDeleteplot twist. OP is a guy
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda confused. So, it's been 5 days so the person has a build up... girls don't have build ups. At the same time, the person has a vibrator?
ReplyDeleteFemales don't get a build up? lolz vagina noob!
Delete@3). Oh you naive little baby. You know nothing about women, do you?
DeleteAlso confused because of the implication of a woman orgasming?
DeleteWhoa whoa whoa, hold up. Women masturbate??!?!?!!!;!;'diekekek11111/////
Delete^ We have an expert on female sexuality over here!
ReplyDeleteFabulous! Some awe-inspiring stuff you have got public here. I even have to confess your massive effort. Keep posting additional web log posts like this.
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