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Updated on Sunday, November 30

#20190

OMG: I heartily apologise to my roommates if they can hear my unintentionally loud moans. I played really loud music and bit down really hard on my pillow but it's been 5 days since I last masturbated. You can borrow my vibrator whenever you want.

9 comments

  1. plot twist. OP is a guy

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  2. I'm kinda confused. So, it's been 5 days so the person has a build up... girls don't have build ups. At the same time, the person has a vibrator?

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    1. Females don't get a build up? lolz vagina noob!

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    2. @3). Oh you naive little baby. You know nothing about women, do you?

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    3. Also confused because of the implication of a woman orgasming?

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    4. Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. Women masturbate??!?!?!!!;!;'diekekek11111/////

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  3. ^ We have an expert on female sexuality over here!

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  4. Fabulous! Some awe-inspiring stuff you have got public here. I even have to confess your massive effort. Keep posting additional web log posts like this.

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