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Updated on Wednesday, November 19

#20136

OMG: can i just say that getting laid is actually really hard for your average female. i've tried tinder, but no one wants to fuck a virgin. well how you do expect me to not be a virgin when no one wants to take my goddamn virginity like yes i know i'll suck but i'll learn with experience. all i want is a guy who will have casual sex with me like why is this so hard ughhhh

31 comments

  1. lol this is amazing!! glad to know I wasn't the only one... unless this is a troll... in which case, who cares, because it totally happens.

    key: get into a casual relationship with a friend who won't laugh at you for being horrible.

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    1. OP here; not trolling, this is unfortunately my life atm. thanks for giving me hope LOL. too bad all my male friends are either in relationships or too fucking prude. watch out y'all, i'll be on the lookout for a new male friend next term

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    2. Ya this is totally bullshit. It has nothing to do with being a virgin and everything to do with you not being hot. Seriously, you think guys would be turning down Minka Kelly because she's 'not a virgin'? Get real.

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  2. I never sex. I want sex. You sex me?

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  3. Hey girl, I'll be your first. ;)

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  4. Nice try, OP. Female = easy sex. Period.

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    1. Correction: unless they're on their period.

      Well, on second thought, you are correct, 4!

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    2. y'all suck LOL. maybe it's easy when you have some experience under your belt, but as a virgin it's fucking hard!! ya feel my desperation rn

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    3. 4) is so true. Stop hanging around douchy frat boys OP.

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  5. Nice bait.

    OP's waiting for everyone to validate and feel sorry for them, at which point they'll make the same post as a guy and have people call him disgusting and entitled.

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  6. I have the same problem

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  7. Casual sex with a first timer? Eh, that does not sound very fun.

    Try getting into a relationship first, something not at all serious, but still a situation where the guy is invested enough to take things slow for you.

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    1. yeah, you're right. ideally, i would want a fwb of sorts like 1 suggested because i don't want to be in a relationship, but i still want to feel comfortable around the person.
      99% of the time i question my sanity when i go on tinder, but sometimes, like right now, i don't want to wait for my friendship to get to that "comfortable" stage because horny af k

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  8. May I suggest the stag shop? They have wonderful stuff, until you find someone. ;)

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  9. I would love to have casual sex with a virgin.

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  10. I would love to have casual sex with any female

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  11. 1. Be attractive
    2. Dont be unattractive
    3, Find a fuck buddy
    4. Dont get yourself down, virgins can be a lot of fun

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  12. Gotta lower them standards. Love the virginity, plenty of dudes would be willing, I just don't know if you're looking in the right places.
    Best of luck to you though!

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  13. Just make your tinder say "Virgin looking for casual sex" any guy who reads your profile will swipe right.

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  14. i'll fuck you right now how should i contact u?

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  15. In the same situation! Glad to know I'm not the only girl...

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  16. Just go clubbing. If you're not unattractive, a guy will dance with you and probably won't turn down the chance to go home with you.

    But make sure this is really what you want. I lost my virginity in a kind of casual way and I sort of wish I'd waited until I was with someone I actually cared about.

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  17. You could auction off your virginity. What better way to pay off OSAP loans and get the deed over with.

    My actual suggestion is to wait for someone who loves you. I think it makes a difference.

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  18. I have a couple female friends who have had trouble hooking up. But it was because they were too shy, not because nobody was willing. Are your Tinder matches really not up for having sex with you? You don't *have* to tell them straight up that you're a virgin if you don't really want to. Most people don't rattle off their prior experience. Maybe you're scaring them off by making them think they'll be a big deal to you if they take your virginity?

    As per skill level, I haven't found a big connect between number of partners and sexual skill. Being good at sex is really about being confident enough to explore and communicate. And not being a selfish douche.

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  19. male virgin here, it's sure as hell hard for me to get laid. i am just too shy. so how about we take each others virginities and are both happy? tell me how to contact you.

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  20. jeez OP. this is actually quite an interesting problem.

    have you tried the queer/kink/ally community? fetlife.com is pretty cool. a decent amount of people from UW/the area on there. see if you can find me ;P

    sorry you're having trouble. hope you get off soon <3

    -WP

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  21. oh and hey, don't be soooooo caught up on the virgin thing- sex is a very complex process that maifests itself in various ways- it's half mental and usually only includes intercourse every once in a while.

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    1. or another person- best advice is to learn how to have sex with yourself at least half decently before you have sex with someone else.

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  22. This is serious bait.

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  23. Anyone else jerking to this posting?

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