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Updated on Saturday, November 8

#20069

OMG: Wanted:
A simple average girl looking to go to a Grad ball as friends. Will provide pick/drop, pay for ticket (includes food & alcohol (if you drink)) and amazing company.
All you need is a ball dress and be ready to have a great time

27 comments

  1. This is almost like that thing from reddit except maybe 2% creepier

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  2. You're paying someone to be your friend?

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  3. Do you not have any female friends to ask?

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  4. I'd consider going with you, OP, if I knew more about you! I'm not sure if this is the best place to ask.

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  5. Ummmm... OP? I strongly recommend you not do this.

    Life is good when you have standards! Choose your friends and your companions carefully. Surround yourself with people of good character!

    If you're at the point where your standards are so non-existent that you're willing to take literally ANYONE who responds to an anonymous online request... then you're better off going by yourself. Have fun on your own! Be comfortable in your own skin. Don't be defined by the person on your arm.

    ...When you honestly like yourself and loving living your life AS yourself... companions will find you. Trust me. :)

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    1. god i just hate people like you, with the passive agressive, the ummm, the smiley faces, fucking christ

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    2. WTF did I say that was passive aggressive? Would you prefer I be more attacking?

      What I said is honestly what I think. It's sad that someone would sink so low that they would be okay with the company of ANYONE, even someone anonymous on the internet. If you're at that point, you need to figure out how to become happy with yourself. That's all there is to it.

      Pardon me for being Mr. Positive Reinforcement over here. Figured it was better and more constructive than swearing and name calling.

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    3. Ummmmm.... 5.a is a dick. :)

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    4. Na I agree with 5.a, #5's point is valid overall but it was a condescending way to say it.

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    5. 5.a kind of rude, ass hole

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    6. lol its pretty obvious that the person that made this post is W.Y.

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    7. listen buddy, this aint the movies k buddy. But i'm sure that going to "prom" alone isnt all that fun.
      Fuck standards working class all the way baby. Also, I strongly believe in walking the streets alone at night, rocking skanky clothing.

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    8. This guy ^ deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. I applaud you Sir/Madam!

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  6. Sounds like a fantastic way to spend an evening

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  7. I don't have a dress but I have balls.

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    1. Sounds good! I'll let you wear my dress, and we can enjoy your balls together. ;)

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    2. ~~Its an OMGUW HoOkUp!!!~~

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  8. Ballin with roman

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  9. I will gladly be your grad ball date :). Reply me and I'll send you a private msg.

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    1. But first you must help my Nigerian brother clame the throne in Nigeria with 4 easy payments of 49.99 USD each month! #FreeTheNigerianPrince

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  10. I'll go! What's your email?

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  11. I'm down too. What's your email?

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  12. I am a guy, and would be willing to accept these conditions, for pure lulz - a commodity my conversations deliver. Assuming dress provided? If so, then we can do some cryto things here. NO STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING, WHY HAVE PEOPLE NOT DONE CRYPTO THINGS HERE YET. ACCEPT MY CRYPTO PLEASE

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  13. Looks like a simple joke went way out of hand coz people took it too seriously!

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  14. Sheesh man. It was just a genuine request from someone whose obviously just looking for a one time date.

    You guys need to chill and have ice cream and just hug some mother effin pandas. Ya know what I'm sayin?

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