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#20031

OMG: Please don't hit on me at the gym. Please.

18 comments

  1. +100000000000000000

    gym is not a meat market I just want to work out in peace dammit

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  2. "Please ... hit on me at the gym" you say? Got it, will do!

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  3. Translation: "Like, omg, I'm so pretty!"

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    1. Translation: dudebro can't keep his junk in his pants so he twists his unwanted advances into a character judgement of OP. Nice one, asshole.

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    2. Bitch I'm gay

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    3. OP here. I don't think "Like, omg, I'm so pretty!" I don't, however, have low self-esteem when it comes to my appearance. I just feel that guys should really eventually come to realize that women don't love to be in hit on at the gym (if they're clearly there to workout).

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  4. I've never understood why people do this.

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  5. Next time don't workout topless, bitch.

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  6. Don't worry - i was just trying to give you advice on your form

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  7. you probably think every guy in the gym who happens to look your way for half a second is hitting on you. sl00ts gon sl00t

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  8. Lol,

    "omg, don't hit on me at the gym! omg, don't hit on me at the library! omg, don't hit on me before, during or after class!"

    I REALLY hope one day gender roles get reversed so women can see how god damn hard men have it.

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    1. What the actual fuck. (guy here, btw)

      It's not like there are a set of rules you have to memorize. It's just that there's a time and place to strike up a conversation - especially a conversation with an ulterior motive like a date - and 'when the other person is focused on something else' just isn't it.

      When I'm at the gym, I'd be some pissed if a girl kept trying to flirt and get my attention. And when I'm in class, I'm focused on the prof.
      If she wants to chat, she can get my number and send me texts. Then we can hang out when we have free time.

      The same applies in reverse.

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    2. THANK YOU 8a

      > so women can see how god damn hard men have it.

      What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? By "women" you really mean "pretty women", and by "it" you mean "availability of casual sex" which really isn't a thing most people want in my experience, male, female or otherwise. Fuck off.

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    3. @ 8A, white knight detected

      @8B, Femanazi detected

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  9. Lol. Then don't work out naked

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  10. Shuuuut the fuck up! You're all ignant! Finger it out folks, the gym is where you get strong enough to flip cars in the parking lot

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