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Updated on Monday, October 27

#20012

OMG: The other day my boyfriend and I were playing around with a bullet vibrator. He put it up my butt, but it didn't feel particularly good... it just made my sphincter muscles contract, so it just felt like a small piece of turd coming out. But when I put it up HIS butt, he seemed to really like it.

So that got me thinking: do guys get off when they take a dump? Doesn't it stimulate the same muscles


21 comments

  1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2014 at 9:29 PM

    Do you think Men's poop vibrates? How is that the same

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  2. AnonymousOctober 27, 2014 at 9:30 PM

    ever wonder why guys are so obsessed with pooping, but girls are like 'meh'?
    this is why. men have a prostate, which when stimulated is extremely pleasurable. women don't have one, and so it doesn't feel good to have a bowel movement in the same way as it does for guys. it's really too bad that many men are so terrified that anal stimulation is 'gay', because it can increase the pleasure of their orgasms exponentially.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2014 at 10:22 PM

      I like pooping; I just don't like talking about it. I have a hunch this goes for most girls.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 27, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    I'm pooping right now

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  4. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 4:20 AM

    I bet you're really the dude asking this question and not your "girlfriend"...

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  5. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 11:14 AM

    so it was in YOUR butt and then it was put in HIS butt. cross contaminated dildo

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    1. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 12:34 PM

      ...and dan dey eat da poo poo

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  6. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    I use my girlfriends toys to stimulate my prostate, makes it 1000x better.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Disgusting gtfo

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  8. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    Better not do the dinky unless u want relationship

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  9. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 8:36 PM

    I'm pretty sure taking a good dump feels darn good for everyone.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 28, 2014 at 8:46 PM

    Fuck that. When you shit a god damn log the size of a rolled newspaper it doesn't feel good rubbing against your prostate. It feels like you're giving birth and stretching out your fucking anal sphincter. Christ I'm scared of prolapse.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 4:32 PM

      I can't say I've ever taken a shit of such a large calibre that it felt like giving birth. More fibre?

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    2. AnonymousOctober 30, 2014 at 1:00 AM

      "Christ i'm scared of prolapse" HAHAHAHAHAHA

      You only risk prolapse if you really force that shit (no pun intended).

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  11. Fabulously Depressed DinosaurOctober 29, 2014 at 1:25 AM

    My dad never takes a dump when there's other ppl in the house, or he goes out to the public washroom to take dumps. I have always wondered why since my childhood.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 12:56 PM

      I only take a dump when the sun's out

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  12. AnonymousOctober 29, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    this was SO written by a dude...

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  13. AnonymousOctober 30, 2014 at 12:59 AM

    Men have prostates which have a sensitive area adjacent to the colon. Applying pressure against this spot can be pleasurable for some people. And if you can locate it perfectly and stimulate it well...

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  14. AnonymousOctober 31, 2014 at 1:18 AM

    Note to everybody, the prostate can be stimulated externally as well.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 31, 2014 at 12:55 PM

      Why is this my favorite? <3 <3 <3

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  15. AnonymousNovember 13, 2014 at 12:58 AM

    you and your boyfriend need professional help

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